I won't even bother reviewing what the local LA newscasts covered this
evening because it was all meaningless and stupid. All I'll say is the
top story of both KNBC and KABC (CBS' basketball coverage preempted
their newscasts) was that it wasn't raining. Yep... the top story in
Southern California: no rain.
We'll begin with the most substantive of the nightly newscasts which
is naturally not from the US media. BBC's World News aired on PBS
tonight. The top story was the revolution in Kyrgystan. They spent
more than 10 minutes on it at the top of the newscast, and a
subsequent five minutes about halfway into the newscast. For those of
you who have trouble with complex math, that's a total of 15 minutes.
NBC Nightly News opened with the latest in the Schiavo situation. They
spent a few minutes on that before moving onto the BP refinery
explosion in Texas, wherein they showed a crying infant who no longer
has a grandpa. Then it was the internet cartoon made by the most
recent school shooter (which appeared at first glance to have been
drawn by Shel Silverstein, but that's neither here nor there).
Finally, as the music announcing a commercial break cued up, NBC spent
roughly 20 seconds on Kyrgystan, then previewed something about killer
petting zoos.
ABC World News spent the first eight minutes on Schiavo. They spent
considerably more time on the refinery explosion than NBC and actually
covered the impact on the environment and the economy. Then it was a
brief review of Canada's rejection of a desserting US solider's
request for asylum. Then anchor Peter Jennings spent 20 seconds
explaining to viewers where Kyrgystan was on a map and how it was once
a Soviet republic. He then spent 10 seconds on the actual events of
the day before moving onto the tease about killer petting zoos.
Look... dismiss this if you must, but as the BBC tried to convey, this
is the third revolt against one of these crooked governments in recent
history (Georgia and the Ukraine being the other two) and the first
where violence, al-be-it minor compared to what could have happened,
occurred. There are several upcoming elections in that corner of the
world... including Russia (and if you don't think Putin's corrupt I
know a lake named after you).
The US government was convinced that by installing a democracy in Iraq
we would trigger a domino effect in the area... other countries in the
Middle East would follow suit with democracies of their own. Well, by
the same logic, these revolutions could as easily trigger a domino
effect leading to massive power shifts in Asia and Eastern Europe. And
if you don't think what happens in Moscow affects you, reread a
history book.
I don't know how the CBS Evening News covered the story for east coast
viewers, but if they spent an entire minute on Kyrgystan I'd be
surprised. Giving them the benefit of the doubt, the combined coverage
by the networks still amounts to less than two minutes. Two minutes to
cover an event which will come back to bite us all in the ass sooner
rather than later.
Still, it didn't rain in Southern California, and petting zoos can
kill you. And that's the news. Good night, and have a pleasant
tomorrow.