I don't know if this is unique to the Bay Area or more than a regional phenomenon, but KPIX, the local CBS affiliate has an absolutely dreadful 11:00 newscast. The glammed-up host (I refuse to call her an anchor), hasn't been at the station that long, but still has the broadcast named after her ("The Late News with Sara Donchey") and is dressed as though she's going to a lower-grade nightclub. (When a female subs for her, the dress code is the same, but when it's a male, they're in the standard business suit and tie.)
The show is usually extremely light on actual "news," preferring to concentrate on stories like (and this is no exaggeration) 10 minutes on a reporter who climbed the superstructure of a ship wearing a 3-D camera that viewers could connect to online, a long feature on a cricket
game (where literally dozens of people were in the stands) and a series of long feature on a baseball team in Oakland
full of players who aren't skilled enough to make it in organized ball (and whose games the station coincidentally shows on Friday nights). The sports guys are equally bad, either shouting through their truncated segments, acting as homers for the local teams, or doing long puff-pieces for them. (They devoted the whole half-hour to Willie Mays's death, but I gave them a pass on that, even though they really didn't give any insight or context about his life and career. It was a lot of repeated clips and interviews with locals saying "Willie was awesome.")
"If it's so awful, why do you watch?," I hear you ask. The reason is that the two weather guys are really good and informative. They are hampered by working on a 3D virtual model of the Bay Area that really doesn't add value but they tell me what to expect the following day.
I've been awfully tempted to criticize Ms. Donchey in broader fora, but am actually hampered by her grandmother being a friend of mine.
I don't want to get all "in my day" about it, but when I was growing up in LA, I could watch any of the local late newscasts -- well, maybe not KABC -- and come out with a reasonable sense of what had happened in the world that day. After watching this show, the best I can do with KPIX is to see a story about people drinking at a local brewpub.
Are there similar "newscasts," or are we just lucky here?
--Dave Sikula