My only remaining option is to transfer data off the drive, erase it, and reinstall macOS. Very weird, because I'm aware no one else has had this problem! 🤷♂️
panic(cpu 1 caller 0xffffff8002085595): System KC UUID 6A42C612-C16E-8326-2A16-332C24FC7EB7 linked against 256B8BC4-F493-B59D-0D98-308D2DA37266, but CD86DD7D-A56A-2550-20C5-45A80CF73695 is loaded @OSKext.cpp:14204
Panicked task 0xffffff9b536d4038: 3 threads: pid 60: kernelmanagerd
Backtrace (CPU 1), panicked thread: 0xffffffa4ed2b5598, Frame : Return Address
0xfffffffeffdbf3c0 : 0xffffff8001a6f4fd
0xfffffffeffdbf410 : 0xffffff8001bc3c54
0xfffffffeffdbf450 : 0xffffff8001bb36d9
0xfffffffeffdbf4b0 : 0xffffff8001a0f951
0xfffffffeffdbf4d0 : 0xffffff8001a6f7dd
0xfffffffeffdbf5c0 : 0xffffff8001a6ee87
0xfffffffeffdbf620 : 0xffffff80021dceab
0xfffffffeffdbf710 : 0xffffff8002085595
0xfffffffeffdbf830 : 0xffffff8002083c2f
0xfffffffeffdbf860 : 0xffffff80020836de
0xfffffffeffdbf8e0 : 0xffffff80020924ee
0xfffffffeffdbfb00 : 0xffffff800209198c
0xfffffffeffdbfb60 : 0xffffff800208fa26
0xfffffffeffdbfbe0 : 0xffffff80020a3206
0xfffffffeffdbfc70 : 0xffffff8001ae9c1e
0xfffffffeffdbfcc0 : 0xffffff8001a4975a
0xfffffffeffdbfd60 : 0xffffff8001a604a2
0xfffffffeffdbfdd0 : 0xffffff8001a60b27
0xfffffffeffdbfef0 : 0xffffff8001b98f53
0xfffffffeffdbffa0 : 0xffffff8001a0fdb6
Process name corresponding to current thread (0xffffffa4ed2b5598): kernelmanagerd
Boot args: -bsdmgroot
Mac OS version:
22F82
Kernel version:
Darwin Kernel Version 22.5.0: Mon Apr 24 20:51:50 PDT 2023; root:xnu-8796.121.2~5/RELEASE_X86_64
Kernel UUID: 7E997BC9-2104-3D4D-9AAE-17BD7A3FEC2D
roots installed: 0
KernelCache slide: 0x0000000001600000
KernelCache base: 0xffffff8001800000
Kernel slide: 0x00000000016dc000
Kernel text base: 0xffffff80018dc000
__HIB text base: 0xffffff8001700000
System model name: iMac19,2 (Mac-63001698E7A34814)
System shutdown begun: NO
Panic diags file available: NO (0xe00002bc)
Hibernation exit count: 0
System uptime in nanoseconds: 10358687838
Last Sleep: absolute base_tsc base_nano
Uptime : 0x00000002696d0ba8
Sleep : 0x0000000000000000 0x0000000000000000 0x0000000000000000
Wake : 0x0000000000000000 0x0000001a2bc5ea86 0x0000000000000000
Compressor Info: 0% of compressed pages limit (OK) and 0% of segments limit (OK) with 0 swapfiles and OK swap space
Zone info:
Zone map: 0xffffff901f8b2000 - 0xffffffb01f8b2000
. PGZ : 0xffffff901f8b2000 - 0xffffff90208b3000
. VM : 0xffffff90208b3000 - 0xffffff94ed319000
. RO : 0xffffff94ed319000 - 0xffffff9686be5000
. GEN0 : 0xffffff9686be5000 - 0xffffff9b5364b000
. GEN1 : 0xffffff9b5364b000 - 0xffffffa0200b1000
. GEN2 : 0xffffffa0200b1000 - 0xffffffa4ecb17000
. GEN3 : 0xffffffa4ecb17000 - 0xffffffa9b957e000
. DATA : 0xffffffa9b957e000 - 0xffffffb01f8b2000
Metadata: 0xfffffffebe06a000 - 0xfffffffede06a000
Bitmaps : 0xfffffffede06a000 - 0xfffffffedf86a000
Extra : 0 - 0
last started kext at
3144222601: >DiskImages.SparseDiskImage
493.0.0 (addr 0xffffff8004144000, size 8192)
loaded kexts:
>DiskImages.SparseDiskImage
493.0.0
>DiskImages.ReadWriteDiskImage
493.0.0
>DiskImages.UDIFDiskImage
493.0.0
>DiskImages.RAMBackingStore
493.0.0
>DiskImages.HTTPBackingStore
493.0.0
>DiskImages.FileBackingStore
493.0.0
|SCSITaskUserClient
482.120.2
>!UMass!SInterfaceNub
554
>!AFileSystemDriver
3.0.1
@filesystems.tmpfs
1
@filesystems.lifs
1
@filesystems.hfs.kext
627.100.6
@BootCache
40
@!AFSCompression.!AFSCompressionTypeZlib
1.0.0
@!AFSCompression.!AFSCompressionTypeDataless
1.0.0d1
@filesystems.apfs
2142.120.7
>!ASDXC
3.4.2
|!ABCM5701Ethernet
11.0.0
>!ABCMWLANBusInterfacePCIeMac
1
>!AAHCIPort
378
@private.KextAudit
1.0
>!AACPIButtons
6.1
>!ARTC
2.0.1
>!ASMBIOS
2.1
>!AACPIEC
6.1
>!AAPIC
1.7
$!AUserConsent
1
@!ASystemPolicy
2.0.0
@nke.applicationfirewall
403
|IOKitRegistryCompatibility
1
|EndpointSecurity
1
@Dont_Steal_Mac_OS_X
7.0.0
@kec.Compression
1
@kec.!AEncryptedArchive
1
>DiskImages.KernelBacked
493.0.0
>usb.cdc
5.0.0
>usb.networking
5.0.0
>usb.!UHostCompositeDevice
1.2
>!AHPM
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>!A!ILpssI2C!C
3.0.60
>!A!ILpssI2C
3.0.60
>!A!ILpssDmac
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>!AThunderboltPCIDownAdapter
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>!AThunderboltDPInAdapter
8.5.1
>!AThunderboltDPAdapter!F
8.5.1
>!ABSDKextStarter
3
|IOSurface
336.50.1
@filesystems.hfs.encodings.kext
1
>!ASyntheticGame!C
10.6.3
>!AXsanScheme
3
>!AThunderboltNHI
7.2.81
|IOThunderbolt!F
9.3.3
>!ABCMWLANCoreMac
1.0.0
|IO80211!F
1200.13.0
>IOImageLoader
1.0.0
>!AOLYHALMac
1
|IOSerial!F
11
>corecapture
1.0.4
|IOAHCIBlock!S
350.120.2
>!AEFINVRAM
2.1
|IOAHCI!F
301.100.1
>usb.!UXHCIPCI
1.2
>usb.!UXHCI
1.2
>usb.!UHostPacketFilter
1.0
|IOUSB!F
900.4.2
>!AEFIRuntime
2.1
>!ASMCRTC
1.0
|IOSMBus!F
1.1
|IOHID!F
2.0.0
|IOTimeSync!F
1150.2
|IOSkywalk!F
1.0
>mDNSOffloadUserClient
1.0.1b8
|IONetworking!F
3.4
>DiskImages
493.0.0
|IO!B!F
9.0.0
|IOReport!F
47
$quarantine
4
$sandbox
300.0
@kext.!AMatch
1.0.0d1
>!ASSE
1.0
>!AKeyStore
2
>!UTDM
554
|IOUSBMass!SDriver
235.100.2
|IOSCSIBlockCommandsDevice
482.120.2
|IO!S!F
2.1
|IOSCSIArchitectureModel!F
482.120.2
>!AFDEKeyStore
28.30
>!AEffaceable!S
1.0
>!ACyrus
1
>!AMobileFileIntegrity
1.0.5
$!AImage4
5.0.0
@kext.CoreTrust
1
>!ACredentialManager
1.0
|CoreAnalytics!F
1
>KernelRelayHost
1
|IOUSBHost!F
1.2
>!UHostMergeProperties
1.2
>usb.!UCommon
1.0
>!ABusPower!C
1.0
>!ASEPManager
1.0.1
>IOSlaveProcessor
1
>!AACPIPlatform
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>!ASMC
3.1.9
|IOPCI!F
2.9
|IOACPI!F
1.4
>watchdog
1
@kec.pthread
1
@kec.Libm
1
@kec.corecrypto
12.0