[Fwd: Sent at the request of a friend.]

[James M. Atkinson]

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Subject:	Sent at the request of a friend.
Date:	Fri, 1 Mar 2013 06:34:46 +0000
From:	► Its from Onion Ծ_Ծ <areda...@msn.com>

From a Recon Marine in Afghanistan 

From the Sand Pit.  It's freezing here.   I'm sitting on hard cold dirt between rocks and shrubs at the base of the Hindu Kush Mountains, along theDar'yoi Pomir River, watching a hole that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave.  Stake out, my friend, and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles. 

I also glance at the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to avoid another scorpion sting.   I've actually given up battling the chiggers and sand fleas, but the scorpions give a jolt like a cattle prod.  Hurts like a bastard. The antidote tastes like transmission fluid, but God bless the Marine Corps for the five vials of it in my pack. 

 

The one truth the Taliban cannot escape is that, believe it or not, they are human beings, which means they have to eat food and drink water.  That requires couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes in handy.  I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and storage facilities, type the info into the handheld, shoot the coordinates up to the satellite link that tells the air commanders where to drop the hardware.  We bash some heads for a while, then I track and record the new movement. 

 

It's all about intelligence.  We haven't even brought in the snipers yet. These scurrying rats have no idea what they're in for.  We are but days away from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to begin.  But you know me, I'm a romantic. I've said it before and I'll say it again:  This country blows, man.  It's not even a country.   There are no roads, there's no infrastructure, there's no government.  This is an inhospitable, rock pit shit hole ruled by eleventh century warring tribes. 

There are no jobs here like we know jobs. 

 

Afghanistan offers two ways for a man to support his family:  join the opium trade or join the army.   That's it.  Those are your options.  Oh, I forgot, you can also live in a refugee camp and eat plum-sweetened, crushed beetle paste and squirt mud like a goose with stomach flu, if that's your idea of a party.  But the smell alone

of those 'tent cities of the walking dead' is enough to hurl you into the poppy fields to cheerfully scrape bulbs for eighteen hours a day. 

 

I've been living with these Tajiks and Uzbeks, and Turkmen and even a couple of Pushtuns, for over a month-and-a-half now, and this much I can say for sure:   These guys, all of 'em, are Huns...actual, living Huns.. They LIVE to fight.   It's what they do.  It's ALL they do.  They have no respect for anything, not for their families, nor for each other, nor for themselves.  They claw at one another as a way of life. They play polo with dead calves and force their five-year-old sons into human cockfights to defend the family honor.  

Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who feed on each other's barbarism. Cavemen with AK-47's.  Then again, maybe I'm just cranky. 

 

I'm freezing my ass off on this stupid hill because my lap warmer is running out of juice, and I can't recharge it until the sun comes up in a few hours.  Oh yeah!   You like to write letters, right?  Do me a favor, Bizarre.  Write a letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that awful, sneering, pompous Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban 'smart.'   

They are not smart. I suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because the word they are looking for is 'cunning.'  The Taliban are cunning, like jackals and hyenas and wolverines.  

They are sneaky and ruthless, and when confronted, cowardly.   They are hateful, malevolent parasites who create nothing and destroy everything

else.  Smart.  Pfft. Yeah, they're real smart. 

  

They've spent their entire lives reading only one book (and not a very good one, as books go) and consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to be products of the devil.  

They're still figuring out how to work a Bic lighter. Talking to a Taliban warrior about improving his quality of life is like trying to teach an ape how to hold a pen; eventually he just gets frustrated and sticks you in the eye with it. OK, enough.  Snuffle will be up soon, so I have to get back to my hole. Covering my tracks in the snow

takes a lot of practice, but I'm good at it. 

 

Please, I tell you and my fellow Americans to turn off the TV sets and move on with your lives.  The story line you are getting from CNN and other news agencies is utter bullshit and designed not to deliver truth but rather to keep you glued to the screen through the commercials. We've got this one under control  The worst thing you guys can do right now is sit around analyzing what we're doing over  here, because you have no idea what we're doing, and really, you don't want  to know.   We are your military, and we are doing what you sent us here to do. 

 

Saucy Jack Recon Marine in Afghanistan Semper Fi  "Freedom is not free...but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share". 

Send this to YOUR FRIENDS so that people here will really know what is going on over there.

-- 
James M. Atkinson. President and Sr. Engineer
"Leonardo da Vinci of Bug Sweeps and Spy Hunting"
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[High Frequency]

Airborne!

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[bernieS]

That supposed USMC battlefield missive looked facially bogus, so I checked it out and it is indeed bogus:  http://www.snopes.com/rumors/freezing.asp

Perhaps not unsurprisingly, this bogus info was forwarded to the [TSCM-L] list by the most frequent off-topic poster.

Consider the source's credibility with his future postings.

-bernieS

[► Its from Onion Ծ_Ծ]

Hey Jim, I thinking fucktard bernie is poking you this time because I did not post it.  Anyway, everybody know that snopes is a tool of obuma and can not be trusted with anything that is pro military or anti obuma.

bernie grow up you twit.  or better just leave.  you act like a ten year old that cant get his way

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Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2013 23:28:56 -0500
To: tscm-...@googlegroups.com
From: ber...@netaxs.com
Subject: Re: [TSCM-L] {6333} [Fwd: Sent at the request of a friend.]

[Edward Michaels]

How far?

Ed

High Frequency <highfrequ...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Airborne!

Sent from my iPad

On 2013-03-07, at 20:37, "James M. Atkinson" <jm...@tscm.com> wrote:

[d...@geer.org]

| That supposed USMC battlefield missive looked facially bogus, so I
| checked it out and it is indeed bogus:
|
| http://www.snopes.com/rumors/freezing.asp

Perhaps we are arguing the distinction between fact and truth...

--dan

[John Pavelich]

All the way!

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