How To keep A Blond Spankee Out Of Trouble For Awhile
Christian
Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner of course!
Here’s some (better) spanking jokes:
A Little Boy Wasn't Getting Good Marks In School. One Day He Tapped His Teacher On The Shoulder And Said, "I Don't Want To Scare You, But My Daddy Says If I Don't Get Better Grades, Somebody Is Going To Get A Spanking."
Little Tomiko-chan knocked on the door of her best friend Hannah's house. "Can Hannah come out and play?" she asked hopefully after Hannah's mother came to the door.
"I'm sorry, Tomiko," Hannah's mother replied replied firmly, "Hannah is cleaning her room now, and she is not permitted to set foot outside until it is spotless."
"Oh," replied Tomiko, crestfallen. Then, hoping for a silver lining in her little friend's cloud, she inquired, "Did'ja promise to give Hannah something good if she did a really, really nice job?"
"No," replied Hannah's mother, "But I promised to give her a
"good" something if she didn't!
Shortly after her brief conversation with Tomiko, Hannah's mother decided it was time to go upstairs and check on her child's progress.
But when she walked in the door, she surprised Hannah playing with her toys, her room still a complete mess.
"Hannah!" scolded her mother, as she snatched Hannah's hairbrush from the dresser. "You have been in this room for over an hour and you haven't even begun to straighten it up!" Sitting down on the edge of the love seat where she customarily punished her young daughter, she added, "Come over here, young lady!"
Reluctantly, Hannah climbed onto the love seat next to her mother, her eyes never straying long from the hairbrush obtrusively gripped in her mother's right hand.
"Hannah, what did you promise Mommy?"
"To... clean my... room?" responded Hannah hesitantly.
"That is correct, dear. And what did Mommy promise you?"
Hannah swallowed hard as she looked from her mother's stern countenance to the hairbrush and back again. "You... promised to... spank me with my hairbrush if I didn't clean my room."
Then Hannah brightened. "But I didn't keep my promise to you, so you don't have to keep your promise to me!"
Question #1: What does a discount store have in common with a girl
about to receive a bare bottom spanking?
Answer: Both have panties half off.
Woody
I think Hannah has a good point there.
Christian
disciplinarians are (sheesh). Always keeping their promises and such.
Sigh....
Christian
