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Cannibal chefs are looking for longpigs for dinner!!!

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Longpig Kitchen

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Feb 2, 2008, 6:25:23 AM2/2/08
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We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.

We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.

If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
and your meat won't go to waste!!!

Are you ready???

brian...@gmail.com

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Nov 30, 2012, 5:53:22 AM11/30/12
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I am hoping to have someone do the following:

- invite me to a dinner party as the main course. - I would come a few days early of course. I would first cleanse my system at your dining facility. Maybe drink water with garlic, onion and your favorite spices. Hopefully getting my brined from the inside. - then you would tie me down inside a tub to marinade a day. - the following day would be the special day. Maybe you would want to taunt your restrained man be nibbling my nipple of my body. Feeling me tense and squirm in your mouth. Mmmm and the that taste of blood filling your mouth.

Mmmm brianpig919@gmail. We don't need to waste time. Just invite me to your party.

Farmpig

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Feb 5, 2008, 4:31:00 PM2/5/08
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yes 6' 200 lb longpig ready for use please contact

RikkiRich

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Feb 10, 2008, 12:29:20 PM2/10/08
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im a chef as well an im very interested in joining you for this
unique cooking style i would be interested in being there to help and
learn the methods and observe and join in the tasting of a well
cooked human meat!

sander....@gmail.com

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Feb 12, 2008, 9:25:01 PM2/12/08
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I'm 23 i would like to eat my own leg to start with, and share it with
other, to share what i am.

Please contact for futher info

meatont...@gmail.com

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Mar 26, 2014, 9:30:35 PM3/26/14
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if your serious & real contact ASAP I HAVE A FIRM BOD AND NO BODY HAIR VERY nice legs and thighs which will be really good eating if your group wants the meat contact me at carldi...@hotmail.com & yes im very ready & more than willing

tjsia...@gmail.com

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Jun 6, 2014, 3:21:28 PM6/6/14
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I am serious.. what is your full.email.carldi...@hotmail.com??
..you make your thighs sound delicious.. height weight age and male or female??

meatont...@gmail.com

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Jun 27, 2014, 1:39:00 AM6/27/14
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On Friday, June 6, 2014 12:21:28 PM UTC-7, tjsia...@gmail.com wrote:
> I am serious.. what is your full.email.carldi...@hotmail.com??
>
> ..you make your thighs sound delicious.. height weight age and male or female??

my full address is carldi...@hotmail.com & your right my legs & thighs are & will be delicious there yours to feast on & im serious '5 8" 183 lbs age 47 even thoue im older I WILL BE VERY TASTY & GOOD EATING i use a lot of body creams & oils to make sure the meat is ready for any real hungry cannibal im more than serious & ready so if you want me just ask i will get things ready to vanish last thing im clean no medical problems of any kind i hope your serious.

meatont...@gmail.com

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Jun 27, 2014, 1:39:52 AM6/27/14
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On Friday, June 6, 2014 12:21:28 PM UTC-7, tjsia...@gmail.com wrote:
> I am serious.. what is your full.email.carldi...@hotmail.com??
>
> ..you make your thighs sound delicious.. height weight age and male or female??

forgot im male

david....@googlemail.com

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Aug 11, 2014, 11:50:29 AM8/11/14
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hello
are you still looking for male meat i am 59 dont know if i would be any use you are welcome to me i am 6ft 3 if any good for you i am in uk

meatont...@gmail.com

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Aug 27, 2014, 3:23:10 PM8/27/14
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On Saturday, February 2, 2008 3:25:23 AM UTC-8, Longpig Kitchen wrote:
yes im more than ready im in great health & i will be juice & good eating if your serious & hungry contact me on meatonthetable1 on gmail i need to be eaten especially legs & thighs. thanks

roger...@gmail.com

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Sep 3, 2015, 11:37:24 AM9/3/15
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Are you open to other cannibals joining?

dgc...@gmail.com

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Oct 21, 2015, 9:33:23 PM10/21/15
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Are you still looking for meat?
I am 53 in November. Always wanted to be live cooked ( to the point of needing gutting)

dgc...@gmail.com

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Oct 21, 2015, 9:35:13 PM10/21/15
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Hi chef
Did you join the group and learn how to cook long pigs like me?
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wendy...@gmail.com

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Jan 8, 2016, 1:08:44 AM1/8/16
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Op zaterdag 2 februari 2008 12:25:23 UTC+1 schreef Longpig Kitchen:
hi. i am wendy i am 26 years old.. my dream is to be meat so if you would want me mail me wendy...@gmail.com

craigs1...@gmail.com

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Feb 7, 2017, 7:47:50 PM2/7/17
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I'm a healthy fit 42 yo pig
craigs1...@gmail.com

jonar...@gmail.com

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Feb 23, 2017, 12:02:20 AM2/23/17
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How can I contact you you have no Gmail or anything I can send a message I want to a full body roast

jonar...@gmail.com

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Feb 23, 2017, 12:03:35 AM2/23/17
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Can you contact me I want you to eat me my Gmail jonar...@gmail.com

jonar...@gmail.com

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Feb 23, 2017, 12:08:28 AM2/23/17
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Please eat me my Gmail is jonar...@gmail.com

jonar...@gmail.com

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Feb 23, 2017, 12:09:01 AM2/23/17
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Eat me Gmail is jonar...@gamil.com

jamesca...@gmail.com

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Jul 26, 2017, 11:27:22 AM7/26/17
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Hi I'm along pig I'm in ny u can text me at 631-506-1415

charlesc...@gmail.com

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Sep 10, 2017, 11:26:27 PM9/10/17
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Hi

jamesca...@gmail.com

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Mar 20, 2018, 2:49:00 PM3/20/18
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Hi

jamesca...@gmail.com

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Mar 20, 2018, 2:50:04 PM3/20/18
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I'm a long pig in ny sir

jamesca...@gmail.com

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Mar 21, 2018, 11:30:56 AM3/21/18
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Hi I'm a long pig in ny I'm 45
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kotsi...@hotmail.com

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May 10, 2019, 7:04:16 AM5/10/19
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hello roger are u a cannibal?

franke....@gmail.com

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Aug 18, 2019, 12:16:02 AM8/18/19
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On Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 6:25:23 AM UTC-5, Longpig Kitchen wrote:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
>
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
>
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
>
> Are you ready???

i am a 64 yearold long pig,i am sure i have a lot to offer, i can offer you bacon, ground meat, a very healthy heart for more info please contact me at...franke.lepp.58@gmail.com

franke....@gmail.com

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Aug 20, 2019, 5:46:42 AM8/20/19
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On Saturday, February 2, 2008, at 6:25:23 AM UTC-5, Longpig Kitchen wrote:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
>
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old long pigs and very fat long pigs for making ground meat.
>
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
>
> Are you ready???

I am ready and willing to be a meal contact me and I will give all the info you need.

lolli...@gmail.com

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Aug 27, 2019, 9:08:06 AM8/27/19
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possible to eat my tongue? davidlo...@live.fr

pitr...@gmail.com

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Apr 10, 2020, 7:59:04 AM4/10/20
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Yes, I'm ready. old fat longpig (1,72 meters, 101 kg, 57 years) wants to be cooked and eaten, in a oven with a aubergine in the butt or impaled in a spit. Please, Sirs, use me.
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matendo eu

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Dec 18, 2020, 4:23:10 PM12/18/20
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???


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HI - I am longpig eu / message for chefs (butchers) - I am a male long pig for slaughter, I am meat and I belong to the male stomach / wickrme meateu

KONTOUSUNIENTE

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Feb 22, 2021, 3:37:42 PM2/22/21
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I want to be slaughtered like a pig height:180 weight:70kg age:22 before slaughter you can hold me as

my contact:kontous...@yahoo.com

mido rido

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Feb 25, 2021, 10:31:49 AM2/25/21
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I am male meat, eat me / wickrme ardono

mido rido

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Mar 5, 2021, 8:06:33 AM3/5/21
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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I am male meat, ready to go in the oven, I belong to a man's stomach, I am meat from the EU . wickr ardono

mido rido

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Mar 5, 2021, 8:08:18 AM3/5/21
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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I am male meat, ready to go in the oven, I belong to a man's stomach, I am meat from the EU, wickr ardono

mido rido

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Mar 5, 2021, 9:33:17 AM3/5/21
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I am male meat, ready to go in the oven, I belong to a man's stomach, I am meat from the EU, wickrme ardono

Raed Sul

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Jun 28, 2021, 10:09:41 AM6/28/21
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I am real genuine human male meat. disease free, and ready to be your meal if you are genuine man and love to eat meat.
i can travel anywhere you desire.
reach me at wikrme: tendermear
skype: eat.me.alive (yas...@hotmail.com)
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Sage Antilles

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Aug 7, 2021, 1:02:56 AM8/7/21
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On Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 6:25:23 AM UTC-5, Longpig Kitchen wrote:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???

I want to be meat contact me slave...@gmail.com

male males

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Sep 20, 2021, 3:45:23 PM9/20/21
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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I am male meat and I am looking for a male chef, I belong in your stomach, eat me, I am meat from the EU

male males

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Sep 20, 2021, 3:47:45 PM9/20/21
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Dne neděle 10. února 2008 v 18:29:20 UTC+1 uživatel RikkiRich napsal:
> On Feb 2, 3:25 am, Longpig Kitchen <mean_prie...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> >
> > We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> > old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> >
> > If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> > and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> >
> > Are you ready???
> im a chef as well an im very interested in joining you for this
> unique cooking style i would be interested in being there to help and
> learn the methods and observe and join in the tasting of a well
> cooked human meat!
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Kenneth Robnett

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Oct 19, 2021, 6:19:32 PM10/19/21
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victor flieger

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Oct 20, 2021, 4:18:47 AM10/20/21
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I am a real male longpig. Searching for a real Chef/ Butcher. I know what I am! And was always meant to be eaten! I'm hoping there is a man or men out there that know how to professionally process longpig. I can be reached at, foodsourcelongpg at the a o l dot com place. Let's talk and hopefully get the job done. Vic meat is meat

Samm Samm

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Oct 26, 2021, 7:36:00 AM10/26/21
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On Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 6:25:23 AM UTC-5, Longpig Kitchen wrote:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???

Male 45 ready to be put on a spit roast for you

frank leppek

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Oct 26, 2021, 12:47:58 PM10/26/21
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I am old longpig meat ready for the grinder contact me at: fru...@protonmail.com

Cardon Kergyns

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Oct 29, 2021, 7:42:20 AM10/29/21
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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Ich bin männliches Fleisch, ich suche einen männlichen Koch, der mich isst

Cargony Kernynon

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Oct 29, 2021, 12:55:11 PM10/29/21
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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i am meat male

I don't care about sex, I'm meat, I don't want pain, I want to be defeated painlessly and spent in a man's stomach

Cargony Kernynon

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Oct 29, 2021, 1:10:41 PM10/29/21
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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Nathan Turi

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Oct 30, 2021, 12:00:51 AM10/30/21
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i am ready to be cooked and eaten

Sage Antilles

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Dec 21, 2021, 7:06:27 AM12/21/21
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jason clarke

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Aug 11, 2022, 7:03:08 AM8/11/22
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On Tuesday, 21 December 2021 at 12:06:27 UTC, Sage Antilles wrote:
> I want to be meat contact me slave...@gmail.com
very interested 44 uk chubby male

Steve Lefebvre

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Oct 16, 2022, 8:40:48 AM10/16/22
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Hi
Interested to be your livestock..contact me...
44 y/o
In good shape..regular body (slim with a bit of fat)
Canadian meat AAA quality

Steve Lefebvre

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Oct 16, 2022, 8:45:39 AM10/16/22
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44 y/0 Canadian meat
Ready to be slaughtered and be eaten
Regular body with a bit of fat
Sure I am very tender and juicy meat.
Any butcher here who is looking for a longpig?



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service provider

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Nov 13, 2022, 2:19:09 AM11/13/22
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Longpig Kitchen schrieb am Samstag, 2. Februar 2008 um 12:25:23 UTC+1:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
hi

masta kasta

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david....@googlemail.com schrieb am Montag, 11. August 2014 um 18:50:29 UTC+3:
> On Saturday, 2 February 2008 11:25:23 UTC, Longpig Kitchen wrote:
> > We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> >
> > We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> > old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> >
> > If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> > and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> >
> > Are you ready???
> hello
> are you still looking for male meat i am 59 dont know if i would be any use you are welcome to me i am 6ft 3 if any good for you i am in uk
lets meet

masta kasta

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Jan 19, 2023, 10:14:45 PM1/19/23
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wendy...@gmail.com schrieb am Freitag, 8. Januar 2016 um 08:08:44 UTC+2:
> Op zaterdag 2 februari 2008 12:25:23 UTC+1 schreef Longpig Kitchen:
> > We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> >
> > We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> > old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> >
> > If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> > and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> >
> > Are you ready???
> hi. i am wendy i am 26 years old.. my dream is to be meat so if you would want me mail me wendy...@gmail.com
msg me
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Sissy Edib

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Mar 11, 2023, 5:37:23 PM3/11/23
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Hello

Sissy Edib

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Mar 11, 2023, 6:18:59 PM3/11/23
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what kind of services do you provide?
For the record longpig here too, reachable on wickr as ediblesub and qtox 4EC0FAEBE76E39610C7FD9B27BCF24D1EA87597A085D9057F791552D3439A83C96EE09DE6A89
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Alte Tonyn

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Jun 11, 2023, 1:09:19 PM6/11/23
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I am man meat, I am ready to go to the slaughter, I am meat for the male farmer-chef
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tronynot tronynot

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Aug 17, 2023, 3:45:39 AM8/17/23
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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I am a human body, ready to be useful - I am food for only one man, two men or a group of men, I am a body 53 180 80 EU, if you know a group of men who would like to eat me, write

Frank Proctor

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Aug 23, 2023, 5:54:52 AM8/23/23
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Frank Proctor

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Aug 23, 2023, 5:56:03 AM8/23/23
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On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 3:45:39 AM UTC-4, tronynot tronynot wrote:

Frank Proctor

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On Wednesday, August 23, 2023 at 5:54:52 AM UTC-4, Frank Proctor wrote:
> On Thursday, August 17, 2023 at 3:45:39 AM UTC-4, tronynot tronynot wrote:
> > Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> > > We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> > > We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> > > old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> > > If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> > > and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> > > Are you ready???
> > ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > i am ready to be eaten for real

nick 3023

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Sep 6, 2023, 9:55:39 AM9/6/23
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Dne sobota 2. února 2008 v 12:25:23 UTC+1 uživatel Longpig Kitchen napsal:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???
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male long pig looking for a cook, group of cooks or two cooks to eat me i am meat 53 180 80

frank leppek

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Sep 6, 2023, 10:54:59 PM9/6/23
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I am ready

JiVa

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Sep 18, 2023, 8:23:48 AM9/18/23
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Hi, i´m looking for a chef in Czech or in Germany, i´m a Czech male, 42 yo, 140 kg, 210 cm, healthy, non-smoker, serious and willing, with masochist tendencies (ready to recieve pain and enjoy it). I´d like you to enjoy my meat. Contact: jiva1(a)volny.cz
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JiVa

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Dec 11, 2023, 10:16:06 AM12/11/23
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Tall 210 cm, robust 140 kg, 40s, willing longpig, non-smoker, european type (slavonic), EU near the Bavaria border. Contact jiva1(a)volny.cz

James Sterner

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Dec 19, 2023, 3:40:24 PM12/19/23
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gr L

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Jan 19, 2024, 4:21:29 AM1/19/24
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On Saturday, February 2, 2008 at 5:25:23 AM UTC-6, Longpig Kitchen wrote:
> We're a group of cannibal chefs and we're looking for human meat.
> We'll take young meat for full-body roasts and we'll take
> old longpigs and very fat longpigs for making ground meat.
> If you want to be eaten, contact us, our chefs are professionals
> and your meat won't go to waste!!!
> Are you ready???


I am ready to be eaten and used as meat! My email is gl33...@gmail.com

Josh Dee

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Jan 21, 2024, 1:54:42 PM1/21/24
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USA male pig looking for twisted men for farming torture and cooking

JiVa

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Feb 4, 2024, 8:39:14 AM2/4/24
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Czech Rep. or Germany, helpful to be really slaughtered, 210cm, male, non smoker, masochist. Contact jiva1(a)volny.cz

Gerhard Schramm

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Feb 8, 2024, 12:37:53 AM2/8/24
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Longpig Kitchen schrieb am Samstag, 2. Februar 2008 um 12:25:23 UTC+1:

Gerhard Schramm

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Feb 8, 2024, 12:39:24 AM2/8/24
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Can you send me your mailadress?

Gerhard Schramm

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Feb 11, 2024, 3:33:48 AM2/11/24
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If you only had a contact adress
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