If you would describe your family tree as being
recursive, you might be a redneck geek.
If your pickup truck can find its way home by
itself while you are passed-out-drunk, you might
be a redneck geek.
If your CD-ROM tray has a beer can in it, you
might be a redneck geek.
If you bought cigarettes over the internet when
you were 10 years old, you might be a redneck
geek.
If you finally do the laundry and find a Commodore
64, you might be a redneck geek.
If you have mpegs of your sister in the shower,
you might be a redneck geek.
If your trailer home can talk, you might be a
redneck geek.
If you built your laser gun sight from scratch,
you might be a redneck geek.
If you've ever used circuit components as fishing
lures, you might be a redneck geek.
If you've calculated the flux of grain entering
a combine, you might be a redneck geek.
If decapitating a chicken makes you think "random
walk", you might be a redneck geek.
If you joined the local Garth Brooks fan club to
increase your odds of getting a date, you might
be a redneck geek.
If all of your pants are L3\/I2 jeans, you might
be a redneck geek.
If your VCR has been broken for five years, yet
still displays the correct time, you might be a
redneck geek.
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Baby it's you
Hey! I -use- that VCR! Also "thrifty" Yankees aren't rednecks.
ŹR
True, real redneck geeks get ALL the jokes.
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If your moonshine-still has its own IP number, ymbarng.
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>Otto Bahn <JGA...@tkennedy.mc.duke.edu> wrote:
>> If your trailer home can talk, you might be a
>> redneck geek.
>
>If your moonshine-still has its own IP number, ymbarng.
But does that mean you can Ping your moonshine then?
If your Segway has a gun rack, You Might Be A Redneck Geek.
Ymbarng! Rrrrr---YRRRRRR----YMBARNG!!!!
o If your app's menubar says "fixins" instead of "preferences"
o If you are immune from dictionary attacks on your
password file because you can't spell
o If you say that the Lebesgue space-filling curve
is differentiable "purtnear everywhere"
Then etc etc
=X
John Barger wrote:
> If your moonshine-still has its own IP number, ymbarng.
Xcott Craver wrote:
> If you say that the Lebesgue space-filling curve
> is differentiable "purtnear everywhere"
The above, or variations thereof, shall be added
to The Wall.
TIR,
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