Inconsistent btain II: the Survey
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}Joseph Michael Bay (jm...@Stanford.EDU) wrote:
}>
}> James "Kibo" Parry (ki...@world.std.com) wrote:
}> >
}> > I wish Sir Bertrand Russell were here so he could help
}> > me with my killing spree.
}>
}> There'll be plenty of Sir Bertrand Russell at the barber
}> shop *you're* going to -- the barber shop IN JAIL.
}
}Excuse me, but you've confused Bertrand Russell with Oscar Wilde again.
}Please watch "Sesame Street" until you learn that Bert is not Oscar.
Yeah.
Bert is apparently EEEEVIL, whereas Oscar is just a sysadmin^]BdWigrouch.
Well, okay, I suppose Bert could be an old-school IBMmer, but that's close.
--me,
who runs the lab where OSKAR the Grouch lives in a trash-box...
}Russell is the one who proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that
}one plus one equals two, whereas Wilde said lots of stuff that made
}people snicker politely at his erudite drollness. You see, they
}were equal and opposite kinds of nerds.
}
}I am the third kind. The kind that can beat the other two at pinball.
}
}With both hands tied behind my back, using my toes to work the flippers.
}
}You people probably think I'm kidding.
}
}Dig up Oscar Wilde and I'll prove it!
}
} -- K.
}
} My "Sesame Street" dream cast:
}
} Ernie Kovacs
} Bertrand Russell
} Oscar Wilde
} Grover Cleveland
} Kermit Schafer
} Big Bird Potsie
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>
>Yeah.
>
>Bert is apparently EEEEVIL, whereas Oscar is just a sysadmin^]BdWigrouch.
>
>Well, okay, I suppose Bert could be an old-school IBMmer, but that's close.
SIG!
In other strangeness, there was a downside to seeing stereolab live.
I kept looking for the thyroid patch on the thin blonde singer.
--
Chris Dukes
"earthly insanity/brings us conformity
the tinkling bells call me/it plays a leading role
I never could foresee/the purity you stole" -- arte.fa(t's 'Purification'