TREVSHARES-YOU MAY BE A FARMER IF...
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Apr 7, 2011, 6:37:38 PM4/7/11
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 YOU MAY BE A FARMER IF...  YOU MAY BE A FARMER IF...
* Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
* You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state
Trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
* You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions,
Customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
* You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a
Garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
* You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
* You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
* You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.
* You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population,
Herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years
Ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
* You have driven off the road while examining your
Neighbor's' crops.
* You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill
Potholes in your driveway.
* You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
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