TREVS--JOKES 4 U.

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WOOOOPPPPEEEEEE ITS JOKE TIME.   ============   Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?  Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.   Man: Is this seat empty?  Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.   Man: Your place or mine?  Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.   Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?  Woman: Do not enter.   Man: Your body is like a temple.  Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.   Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.  Woman: But would you stay there? ==============================

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WOOOOPPPPEEEEEE ITS JOKE TIME.   ============

How to Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (no) Turn on the water. Check for pecs again. (no) Get in the shower. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (you don't use one). Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Wash your penis and surrounding area. Wash your ass. Shampoo your hair. (do not use conditioner) Make a shampoo mohawk. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror. Pee. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

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WOOOOPPPPEEEEEE ITS JOKE TIME.   ============

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink."   When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink".   The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan Just Do It.   That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies."   The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"   A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job 1."   Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."   The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" ===========================