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Q. How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
A. You hang up a bingo sign!
Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A. The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
A. By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini.
Q: Why do Jewish girls have gold diaphragms?
A: So they can tell their fathers that their boyfriends are cumming into money!
The essence of marketing is about a blow job. Promise a guy a blow job
And you can sell him anything.
Q: Why did the blonde pee on the floor?
A: Because the sign said "wet floor."
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the toy box?
A. Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"
Why did God give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men.
Q: Why did God give women multiple orgasms?
A: So they can fucking moan when they're happy, too.
Q: Did you hear about the diner that promotes safe sex?
A: They write the bill on a condom.
In that way you can wine and dine your date, and stick her with the bill.
Since I've been depressed I've completely lost the urge to masturbate.
I guess I just haven't been feeling myself lately
Q: What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
A: Two faggots with hemorrhoids.
How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?
She turns the ignition key.
Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn?
She woke up with a kernel between her legs.
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