Fw: TREVS--JOKES 4 U.

[theol...@snap.net.nz]

WOOOOPPPPEEEEEE ITS JOKE TIME.   =========================  'Real Jokes', 'Pathetic lawsuits', '|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 16, 1993In 1989, a Union Bridge, Md., high school permitted a female student, Tawana Hammond, 17, to try out for its football team under the pressure of a federal statute that bars school discrimination on the basis of gender.On her first scrimmage, Tawana, a running back, was tackled and suffered massive internal injuries.In October 1992, she filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the county board of education for its alleged failure to tell her how dangerous football is.', ====================  'Real Jokes', 'Women pump gas now', '|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.January 16, 1993Escondido attorney Ben Echeverria filed a $2 million lawsuit in August against Texaco Inc. and a local gas station manager because station attendants were pumping gas for women at self-service prices, but not for men.The station almost immediately stopped its practice and forced women to start pumping for themselves.', =======================