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From: Rhonda

Date: 13/04/2011 3:49:00 a.m.

To: undisclosed-recipients

Subject: stung by a bee

In the middle of the harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey
the call of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started
peeing. Most unfortunately, he was stung by a bee right on the
"tip".

The pain was unbearable, but he knew a piece of good advice. He
went to the farmer's house and put his penis in buttermilk.

At that moment the farmer's daughter came in. With her face red,
she stood perfectly still looking at him.

"Have you never seen one of these before?" the farmhand asked.

To which the girl replied:

"Yes, but this is the first time I've seen one being reloaded!"