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Mahatma Gandhi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan, and moral

(Unknown)
 
 
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

(Natalie Wood)
 
 
Of all the wild beasts of land or sea, the wildest is
woman.
(Menander)
 
 
Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal.
(Steve Rubenstein)
 
 
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
(Timothy Leary)
 
 
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them but I wouldn't want
to own one.
(W.C.Fields)
 
 
Things that make you go Hmmm....
"Who does the emergency operator call if she has an emergency?"
 
 
"Instructions For Life"
Never compromise your integrity.


"Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly."
--Robert Schuller
 
Those who would give up a little freedom to get a little security shall
soon have neither
Benjamin Franklin
 
As I would not be a slave, so I will not be a master.
Abraham Lincoln
 
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand
heads bowing in prayer.
-- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.
It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

 
 




 

 
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