Santa: Bhai saheb 2 ticket dena.
Conductor: 2 Q?
Santa: 1 kho jaye to dusri kaam ayegi
Conductor: dono kho gayi to?
Santa..pass hai na.
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Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein
1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai
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Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe.
Santa- Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte
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Kabi kushi kabi gam..
Mere msg na honge kum...
Kabi alvida na kahna..
msg karte rehna...
Dhoom..
Mere sms padh kar jhum...
Phir hera pheri..
Ab msg ki teri bari ...
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1 chhoti si
LADKI
jisne abhi
KG CLASS
pas kiya h
koun sa
gana gayegi?
KG kiya re!!
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kise kabhi n chuka sako wo LOAN he HUM
Jo hamesha bajti rahe wo TONE he HUM
Is sms ki duniya k DON he HUM
Ab to pehchn gaye na kon he HUM
