the report unleashes the bull and the rock
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QB EAGLES
TRIPLE THREAT QUARTET
THE REPORT (we go one second)
WOKE UP FALLING
9:30PM -$5 21+
The Tonic Lounge
3100 NE Sandy PDX
You haven't heard the news yet, so I'll tell you now and you can
spread the rumor.
This will be the last show we play as "the report." (please hold your
tears for later)
In what will soon be referred to as the most amiable band split since
Van Halen, we will
be parting ways to work on different projects.
what does this mean for you? It means this, we are going to have one
hell of a party.
We're liquidating all of the rock and serving it up for you one last
time as this trio;
it's going to be insane. Come out, shout it out and drink your
whiskey. Say hello to
me, I'm the brown guy without a beard.
If you mess with the bull you'll get the horns.
-ashish
www.tps-report.com
www.myspace.com/tpsreport
p.s. t-shirts will be on sale at this show: $8 (yes, that's cheap so
get 'em.)
p.p.s. First person to come up to me and say "My favorite color of the
rainbow is
magenta. It also happens to be my favorite flavor of sherbet." gets a
free drink.
p.p.p.s. I will still be using this mailing list for the other
projects, most notably: brown
is the new black. Stay tuned for announcements of other projects
probably in the new
year.
p.p.p.p.s Be good to your friends. They will always be there for you.
Unless they
aren't really your friends and decide to turn on you. Then you should
beat the sh*& out
of them.
Say Goat Cheese!