Welp…Alex has now made this quite awkward for me ………………………………………………….so I just gotta blaze through the awkwardness with weird humor, bear with meh.
This was actually not, in fact, your real availability poll. This was an attempt at a fun/slightly mean exercise trying to show the importance of checking your emails. Now I realize, perhaps an exercise gone wrong.
To put your minds at ease—NO, I would never base your work schedule and paycheck off of where you happen to be at a particular time and who checks their email first. I would not hire and train you just to then punish you for not being at home or hearing
your phone. And if you don’t believe me: even the supervisors were barely able to get any shifts this way, which means if this were true I’d have to do more work. And we all know that’s not happenin.
I thought more of you would reach out to me individually to ask what the deal was, then I’d explain and you’d laugh and we’d bond. But then Alex went rogue on me with valid “facts” like “fairness” and “equal opportunities” which ruined my “devious plan”
and confused everyone”…“ So now I feel like the girl who yells “surprise” way too early and ruins the whole thing but also it’s a math test and not a bday party and also I wasn’t invited.
I genuinely apologize if I worried or upset anyone, that was not my intent. The intent WAS, however, to try and tell you that it’s super important for everyone to pay attention to stuff I send you throughout the week. I see you very infrequently, and often
I need to send info for your own benefit or knowledge. It’s a unique job in this way--and because of that I do expect that you pay attention to my communications outside of your work times, and trust me that I won’t bombard you.
As this email approaches a novel, rest assured that the math was done long ago—there are 22 tour days with 3 guides each and
with 6 current guides, that makes 11 shifts for EVERYONE, regardless of phone attachment status. Here is your real Doodle
poll, please check off all possible days you can work and return back to me asap. (On Explore UT March 2nd, indicate if you can do the first half, last half, or whole day.)
Once I’ve heard back from everyone I’ll create the evenly-divided official schedule and get it back to you.
I’m sorry again for worrying anyone—this probably wasn’t the most thought-out plan I’ve ever had. If anyone else was upset or has any other thoughts or wants to cuss me out or tell me how hilarious I am, shoot me an email. Which I will read, I promise.
B. Woods