[torontoisland] KEN’S FIRST MEXICAN NEW YEAR CLEARANCE EXTRAVAGANZA.

[Ken McAuliffe ken.mcauliffe@rogers.com [torontoisland]]

 

Having been tooted by Sergio for over 20 years i feel it's high time I sahared an absolutely non-existent mexican tradition with the people that truly matter to me Mt NEIGHBOURS!

O know your thinking "OK, OK    Ken...KEN ... whats out there and it it worth me dragging my tick infested body over there?

Well here is the info - Don't bother reading the stuff underneath if you just want to see what you can GET ...ALSO don't read below if you already have to pee.

The stuff at the bottom ...dont forget - go pee first...NOw...Seriously.

I was writing a note to a Woman who's Husband and their child are very good friends.  I was bemoaning the extended period of neck-head pain that wakes me - You see the vacuum between my ears really causes complications so PLEASE - Educate yourselves or you'll end up like me and be soooooorryyyyy!

Anyway.  After this note....i'm getting ready for...

7:00 a.m. A Willow Avenue - ITEM GIVAWAY  - This morning -  NOW Really an Island give aways - i'm rounding up lots of crap that just keeps choking us out - um did I mention Sergio is in Mexico till Jan 22 and he left on Dec 18t.

“…and i thought... HEY…If he can leave me alone over Christmas and new years every year like this ….for 20 years…ahhhhh ….weeeeeel I have every right to go through the entire house and just throw out all the crap i hate…”

Do you LOVE it?

Here is my plan when he returns:

Im supposed to be a bit forgetful or nut’s right?  So....if he notices anything missing when he returns...and asks about where it went ...i'm going to say this:

“…Oh baby…don’t you remember…YOU threw that out before you went away ….you were saying something about how cluttered things where and there was "NO WAY you wanted to come back to that kind of house”  I mean, at the time...I was upset and so I hid in the bathroom and im not proud that i cried a bit ...because most of it was my stuff.... but  best hopeful victim smile here) ya know…now ....welll now..i'm sot of am used to it Baby and …you were RIGHT…It actually looks MUCH less cluttered and the whole vibe here so so much more Zen and peaceful…I even think it’s helping me get better so THANK YOU Sergio….I should trust you with these things more”  Then run to the bathroom before i soil my clothing.

Ya gotta know im almost peeing myself here at $;36 a.m. and feeling a lot better....as this plan has just come to me NOW.  I swear and to prove it …im going to put a notice out to the groups a message about 

KEN’S FIRST MEXICAN NEW YEAR CLEARANCE EXTRAVAGANZA.  

 I will do a 5 a.m. Spoiler alert for all the keen Seniors and Parents who need a laugh - Have everything set up before the 6:45  - Lock the doos and put  signs on them saying 

“ Do NOT ENTER

Quarinteen:

Potential

EBOLA

Infection"

Then - i can draw the drapes and do my mindfulness meditation - although for me...it should be Mind-Less meditation.

Make tea - open drapes and sit back and loos my "stuff" observing people taking away stuff that Sergio is going to go insane over   NOW THAST is LOVE.

In any case please call me in the morning and im sorry for the short notice on the sale - i hope someone takes a picture because Sergio is going to have a bird when he sees how much of our stuff i gave away .

HEY!  Like in Home Alone and Home Alone 2 and Home Alone whenever!….

 If you leave Kevin (In this case Kenergy) home alone during the holiday season not only will he protect the homestead but it will be in even better condition on your lengthy return…so go WXYZ yourself Darling!

Don’t you LOVE it - Well it’s my morning smile for you and Your Husband  - Burn after reading - i want no proof of this however if you have a pall that rises early - ask them to go over and take a picture of the 2 - 10’ tables and the items on them as they evaporate before 8:45 - If they DON'T well….it’s not the island you and i know and Love anymore…

xoxoxox

k 

What?  not funny ...no leakage? oh ..ummm..ok we will cut it out and watch for the next AMAZING DISCOUSURE...It can happen at any time!

Ken McAuliffe
2 Lenore Avenue

p.s. remember the time I set a free stuff table along willow avenue and had to pee...so I left sergios $1,200.00 aluminum Bike leaning against the table??? Man do i ever wish i had a picture of the person who scored THAT bike!    Let's all have a good laugh and a good day - This never happened...burn/delete after reading = Please :)


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