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Bobcat
Sep 18, 2007, 12:39:21 PM9/18/07
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How do cats do it? What extra-sensory perception do they possess? This
morning I prepared the carry-cage in the basement to take Martha to
the vets. I carried it silently up to the second floor, passed this
office where Martha had been sleeping, and set the cage silently on
the bathroom floor, where there was no place to hide. Then I returned
to this office for Martha. She was gone. I got a flashlight and looked
under the beds. Under one her face stared balefully out at me. I
retrieved her, carried her to the bathroom and tried to install her in
the cage. She suddenly developed six extra legs, each of which grabbed
the cage door along with her other four. It took at least ten minutes
to stuff her in. At the vets she was as good as gold, submitted to his
poking and prodding, but when he was finished and I got the cage the
six extra legs sprang out again, and history repeated itself. Cats!
morning I prepared the carry-cage in the basement to take Martha to
the vets. I carried it silently up to the second floor, passed this
office where Martha had been sleeping, and set the cage silently on
the bathroom floor, where there was no place to hide. Then I returned
to this office for Martha. She was gone. I got a flashlight and looked
under the beds. Under one her face stared balefully out at me. I
retrieved her, carried her to the bathroom and tried to install her in
the cage. She suddenly developed six extra legs, each of which grabbed
the cage door along with her other four. It took at least ten minutes
to stuff her in. At the vets she was as good as gold, submitted to his
poking and prodding, but when he was finished and I got the cage the
six extra legs sprang out again, and history repeated itself. Cats!
Bobcat
Sep 18, 2007, 12:41:55 PM9/18/07
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On Sep 18, 12:39 pm, Bobcat <bob_c...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> How do cats do it? What extra-sensory perception do they possess? [etc.]
> How do cats do it? What extra-sensory perception do they possess? [etc.]
Oops, sorry. This was meant for rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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