Absolute dog shit of a diarrhea donkey dick orgy. I have to hear his songs all the time at work it's a never ending playlist.. and they play like 7 of his shit songs. Have you ever loved a hoe, heaven, summer of 69, everything i shit, somebody, cuts like a knife etc.
Bryan Adams is the most offensively non offensive singer of the 80's and 90' He's the adam levine ''ima write the same love song and sex song each album'' of his day. He's the 50 cent version of Bruce Springsteen. Cause he can't afford the 99 cent store! he's actually John Mellencamp on his worst day imitating Bruce on his worst album... that is Bryan Adams.
And it's you! you oldies at the org who made him famous. You gave the demon power! fueled it! fired it! molded it! you bastards you fucking bastards
Why! if any of you ever bought one of his singles or albums. Delete your account, perma-ban yourself, get christ, lose christ, get Buddha, re-think life, get laid, and drink water. AND THEN! MAYBE ONLLLLY THEN... Will you be allowed to return to once thee game.
Bryan Adams? bryan fucking adams? he's whiter than Huey Lewis & The News (oh no guns said the w word! run for cover) And huey lewis is whiter than the fucking whompas in Star Wars. Bryan Adams is as white as Alaska in the apocalyptic storm of the century.
I hope you all feel sorry for what you've done.
I remember getting shit in high school for liking Prince by a group of kids who used to like Bryan Adams. It never bothered me, because I knew, even at the tender age of 12, that Bryan Adams was muzak for those devoid of any personality.
I mean hey, I can't stand Justin Bieber and find him to be a spoiled little fuckstain poser piece of O' Canada trash, but I dont let my hatred inspire me to post something negative. Stirring the pot much bro?
And btw, as inoffensive and as safe and as tepid as Bryan Adams' music and image may be, I do think he's a decent songwriter at times. But speaking as a late 20s white guy from South Jersey such as myself and how I see it, he IS far too white for his own good, and guys like him are the poster boy example of those corny white guys a lot of black stand-up comedians do impressions of, Dockers khakis and all.
What's with the Bryan Adams haterade? He was an awesome pop-rock artist back in the day, so I don't get all the hatred.
Having said that, I noticed that all of the following artists are quite polarzing.
Bryan Adams
Celine Dion
Alanis Morissette
Nickelback
Drake
Justin Bieber
These people have all been wildly popular, yet they have drawn as many haters as fans. Then I realized what all these artists have in common is that they are all Canadian. Maybe it's because of their home country that all their music sounds like watered-down non-offensive retreads of American music.
I actually do a lot for my community. I'm sorry that you don't understand humor but that's alright. I'm actually doing thing's to help the world outside the org. I hope your doing the same and not taking bryan adams posts seriously. I'll be praying to every god out there you found peace of mind after this
Oh I know you're taking the piss lol. Why do you think I asked if you were stirring the pot? OTOH, I've never seen such fierce words aimed at Bryan Adams before. He just seems too vanilla and harmless to talk shit about lol. Please forgive me, I know not what I do..
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