: An obedient wife

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Chitreshi Dogra

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Jul 7, 2011, 2:36:15 AM7/7/11
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AN OBEDIENT WIFE

 

Husband:                 aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife:                           Jo aap kaho

Husband :                Dal chawal bana lo
Wife :                          Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband :                to sabji roti bana lo
Wife :                          bacche nahi khayenge

Husband :                to chhole puri bana lo
Wife :                         mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband :                 eggs ki bhurji bana lo
Wife :                          aaj guruvaar hai

Husband :                paraanthe?
Wife :                          raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

Husband :                Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
Wife :                          roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

Husband :                kadhi chawal?
Wife :                          dahi nahi hai

Husband :                idly sambar?
Wife :                          usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

Husband :                maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
Wife :                          woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

Husband :                phir ab kya banaogi?
Wife :                      jo aap kaho

 



 






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Chitreshi Dogra.

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