South Park Stick Of Truth Keygen
Wan Cabiness
South Park: The Stick of Truth is a role-playing video game, based on South Park, developed by Obsidian Entertainment and published by Ubisoft. The game was originally set to be published by THQ, however, their closure prompted Ubisoft to purchase the publishing rights. It was released on March 4, 2014 for the PC, PlayStation 3, and Xbox 360.[3] On November 12, 2015 the Xbox 360 version of the game was made available through backward compatibility on Xbox One in select regions. A separate Xbox One and PlayStation 4 version with updated button controls was re-released as a digital download on December 6, 2016 for those that had pre ordered South Park: The Fractured But Whole due to the game being delayed into 2017. Shortly after The Fractured But Whole hit shelves The Stick of Truth was re-released for purchase on February 13, 2018 as a physical copy and digital download. In September 2018, the game became available for the Nintendo Switch by download-only on the Nintendo Switch eShop.[4]
The game starts with Cartman giving a speech about the war between the Kingdom of Kupa Keep (KKK) and The Elves for the Stick of Truth, a powerful artifact that gives whoever possesses it control of the whole universe.
Then, the player creates his character, who recently moved to South Park along with his parents. His parents moved to get away from something that happened to him at their old town. To keep his mind away from it, his parents send him out to the street to make new friends. As he walks along the street, the new kid comes across Butters fighting another kid dressed as an elf. The player scares the elf away and instantly becomes friends with Butters, learning that Butters is also his next door neighbour. Butters presents himself as a paladin and takes the new kid to Kupa Keep to meet the Grand Wizard, Eric Cartman to join in the game.
Cartman is the ruler of the KKK, represented by humans, including Butters, Scott, Princess Kenny and Clyde. Cartman asks the new kid for his name and, despite any name the player enters, Cartman names the character "Douchebag ". Douchebag then has to choose one of four classes: Fighter, Mage, Thief or Jew. After making his choice, Douchebag purchases a weapon and has his first fight against Clyde. After defeating him, Cartman reveals to Douchebag the Stick of Truth, an actual wood stick, which is what they are fighting for control of against the elves. As they talk, the elves attack Kupa Keep. With Douchebag's help, the elves are scared away, however, they manage to steal the stick and Cartman kicks Clyde out the game, as he was supposed to keep the Stick safe. Cartman then tasks Douchebag to bring his top three warriors back to the KKK: Tweek Tweak, Tolkien Black, and Craig Tucker.
Tweek comes after Douchebag and Butters run an errand for him (getting a package from a pair of meth heads stationed at Kenny's garage). Tolkien goes after the boys manage to defeat the guard at the gate to his house. When they go to Craig's house, they find out that he is in detention at school. Cartman tasks Douchebag with rescuing him. Douchebag and Butters have to fight Mr. Mackey's ginger hall monitors and manage to break Craig out the school.
After the whole army is gathered, the KKK receives news of the Stick being in the hands of the Bard, a powerful level 10 elf that gets his powers from music. They launch an attack on the Inn of the Giggling Donkey (Jimmy's house) and confront the Bard, Jimmy. As the two factions battle, Douchebag manages to get to Jimmy and defeats him. They retrieve the stick and return it to Kupa Keep. As the day ends, the kids go to their house to sleep. As Douchebag is sleeping, he is woken up by a blue light coming from his window. Visitors peek in the doorway, and he is abducted in the same way Cartman was in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe".
After the aliens abduct him, he realizes that the other people of the town are being anally probed. The aliens hook him up to a machine and begin probing him. After breaking their anal probes and getting one stuck in his anus, he meets Randy Marsh, who is similarly being probed. After breaking free and being guided by Randy, the two are free and escape. However while escaping, you take out the pilots of the ship, which results in it crashing into South Park Mall, letting out a green toxin.
After you wake up from the night - now with a satellite dish in your anus - you go to leave your house when you're cut off by Cartman. He puts on the news and reveals that the elves cheated and took the stick at night. In preparation to start a full war with the elves, you are ordered to recruit the Goth Kids, which requires passing a series of tests (looking Goth, being a nonconformist, and dancing like a Goth).
While trying to look Goth however you are trapped by the Elves and are summoned to their kingdom. Once arrived, you realize that Kyle is the King (and Stan is his second in command), and that Cartman is hiding the Stick of Truth, which is cheating. The player character then goes on a series of quests for the Elves, such as tearing down the KKK banners around the neighborhood.
While proving himself a nonconformist by holding up an offensive sign at the PTA meeting, the player is stopped by Randy Marsh and coerced into finding out the truth behind the mysterious new Taco Bell. To aid them, Randy teaches the Sneaky Squeaker, a directed fart for distracting enemies and sneaking past them.
The player infiltrates the "construction site" and discovers that the green toxin that has leaked into the sewer systems turns whatever it touches or whoever ingests it into Nazi Zombies. The government is planning to blow up three blocks in an attempt to contain it, passing off the demolition as an earthquake. One of the agents decides to leave the recorder with the entire meeting on the table, unguarded, and the player takes it back to Randy.
Back at the PTA meeting, Randy and the other adults are horrified at learning that three blocks are going to be blown up. As Randy had not rewound far back enough, he assumes the ploy is to make space for a Mega-Taco Bell, and knows nothing about the Nazi Zombies. He takes a photo of the player holding up the Goth Kid's sign, and sends it to the player's phone as evidence.
Once the player has impressed the Goth Kids and earned their loyalty, you then have an option of recruiting the Goths for either Cartman (Kupa Keep) or Kyle (Elves). Whichever side you choose leads to an all-out assault on the school to retrieve the Stick of Truth, culminating in a one-on-one duel between either Kyle or Cartman. (The player has a choice of remaining loyal to their faction, or betraying them by fighting their own leader.)
Both faction leaders attempt to destroy the player by blowing them away (Kyle with a leaf blower, Cartman with his farts ignited with a lighter) but the player's exceptional control over their anus overpowers them.
Whichever faction wins, the leader orders the Goth Kids to check the inside of the other faction leader's desk - only the desks don't have insides, just tabletops. One of the Goths notices there is writing on one of the desks:
The boys figure out it's Clyde's desk, and head to his locker, where they discover a laptop. Through it, Clyde reveals that he has stolen the Stick of Truth, and is raising an army of darkness to destroy the Earth. To make matters worse, he disbands the Human and Drow Elf kingdoms, and strips their leaders of their power.
The boys rush to Clyde's house and discover he has constructed a gigantic treehouse fortress in his backyard, and staffed it with his army of darkness - the Vamp Kids and Emo kids alongside the Nazi Zombies. Craig is also revealed to have joined, as Cartman no longer holds any authority over him.
The boys get ready to storm Clyde's keep when they discover to their terror that it is bedtime once more after Butters' parents show up and tell him that he knows what time it is that it is bedtime once more.
The player returns home once more. During the night, Underpants Gnomes arrive in his room to steal his underwear, but unfortunately, the player wakes up, causing the Gnomes to panic, who then try to kill him. Failing the first time because the player is too large, they get a Warlock Gnome to shrink him.
The New Kid goes in pursuit of the Gnome Wizard, eventually ending up in their parents room. His parents discuss the reason they moved to South Park: the New Kid has a special "gift" that the government is interested in using as a weapon. They then proceed to have sex.
The Gnome Wizard climbs onto the New Kid's parents' bed, and the player battles him there. After thoroughly beating up the wizard, he relents, gives the player his shrinking powder, and explains they were only stealing underwear to stop the alien goo. He is crushed by the mother's breasts before he can explain what it does, and the player is crushed by the father's scrotum.
Fortunately, the New Kid wakes up in his bed the next morning, completely fine. An Underpants Gnome is waiting for him, offering a side quest to help fill up their quota as many of their best men are dead by the player's hand.
On Facebook, Kyle calls a meeting of both the Elves and the Humans, pleading them to join forces. The KKK reacts to this idea with revulsion (and Cartman the usual jabs at Kyle), but Kyle breaks up the fight by saying that if they don't, the world would be overrun by Clyde's army of Nazi Zombies.
As most of their forces had been stolen by Clyde, Kyle proposes recruiting the Pirates, the Federation, and the Girls to bolster their numbers. The boys send the player to recruit the girls, as he has some mysterious ability to gain Facebook Friends at a rate never seen before.
At the girls' HQ, the player is asked to figure out if one of the girl's members is responsible for spreading sordid rumors about another's being at the abortion clinic. The ploy involves the New Kid pretending to be Bebe's boyfriend, and seeing if the suspect flirts with him, proving she is the perp. Douchebag then fights the girl's boyfriend and the girl is revealed to be not the suspect and Douchebag has to go to the abortion clinic and get the records himself. After performing an abortion on Randy, the abortion clinic gets invaded by Nazi zombie fetuses. After Douchebag fights the fetuses, he then starts to fight Khloe Kardashian's giant aborted fetus and retrieves the document. However, the documents are in French and thus he has to go to Canada by using a fake passport. In the Photo Dojo, the clerk is revealed to be a pedophile while the real clerk is beaten up, and Douchebag fights the pedophile and goes to Canada. In Canada, the Prince asks you to kill the Bishop and take his balls as proof so he can free the Prime Minister of Montreal to translate the documents. You can kill the Bishop, or let him go and take Dire Pig testicles instead. They're like pig testicles, only dire. When the documents are translated, the culprit is revealed to be Heidi Turner, who then apologizes and the girls agree to be recruited.
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