FW: Available April 1st only: Wyze Car

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John Hanna

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Mar 31, 2021, 4:22:47 PMMar 31
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Interesting sales pitch…

 

 

Be Excellent,

     John Hanna

 

From: Wyze <no-r...@hello.wyze.com>
Sent: Wednesday, March 31, 2021 2:26 PM
To: jeh...@optonline.net
Subject: Available April 1st only: Wyze Car

 

This April 1st, we're not pranking you - we're sending you on a mission.

 

Wyze

Introducing

Wyze Car

Available exclusively on April 1st at wyze.com

Wyze Car photo

$49.99

• 5,000 units available.

• 500 units released every hour, on the hour.

• The first 500 go on sale April 1st @ 8AM Pacific on wyze.com.

• Wyze Cam v2 is required & sold separately.

This April 1st, we're not pranking you - we're sending you on a mission.

Over the last several decades, our team of highly trained monkeys engineers has been putting together the most elite spy vehicle ever conceived. 

Discreetly disguised as a common remote control toy car, Wyze Car is the newest generation of Video Reconnaissance anti-Obfuscation Objective Machines, or VROOMs for short. 

Wyze Car is designed to serve you on missions inside and outside of your home, even when an internet connection isn't present. Just connect a standard Wyze Cam v2 to the top and you're ready to capture photos and record videos of your target.

We even went an unnecessary step further and concealed the remote control inside an app that works with Apple and Android mobile communication devices.

So why'd we do it? Why'd we invest a Scrooge McDuck's worth of fortune into the R&D of this impeccable display of machinery instead of putting it towards something "useful?"

First off, we're insulted you asked.

Second off, in the last 3 years we've sold a lot of Wyze Cam v2s. And recently, many of you upgraded your v2s to Wyze Cam v3s. And of those that upgraded, we've been seeing you asking other community members, "What are you all doing with your v2s now that they're sitting around??"

Well, here's your answer.

Hop in the discussion with other community members & have a chance to win prizes

Join our communities (Reddit, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Forums) beginning at 9AM Pacific on April 1st to play games with our community managers and have the chance to win a free Wyze Car.

Join the Community

 

 

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Wyze Labs, Inc.
5808 Lake Washington Blvd NE #301
Kirkland, WA 98033

©2021 Wyze Labs, Inc.

 

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John Hanna

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Apr 1, 2021, 7:52:25 AMApr 1
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Duh… April 1!!

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John Hanna

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Apr 4, 2021, 11:36:10 AMApr 4
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Gave me the nspiration to make….

    Rover cam: A Wyze camera atop a Rover…

 

The Wyze outdoor camera is $50 including a wireless base stateion. www.wyze.com

 

Be Excellent,

     John Hanna

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