Fwd: I Used To Be A Normal Person

[Mike Woodson]

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I Used To Be A Normal Person

• As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist & responsible for slavery.
• I am a fiscal & moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself. 
• I went to High School, paid my way thru college, earned a degree, & have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged”. 
• I am heterosexual, which according to "gay" folks, now makes me a homophobe. 
• I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel. 
• I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a defacto member of the "vast NRA gun lobby” 
• I am older than 60, making me a useless person who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram or Twitter. 
• I think & I reason, and I doubt much of what the "main stream" media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”. 
• I am proud of my heritage & our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe. 
• I believe in hard work, fair play, & fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath. 
• I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant. 
• I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand & salute during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist. 

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!



If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which restroom to use… and I gotta go more FREQUENTLY!

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[Roxy Barnett]

Nothing like making light of racism  etc .  eh   Mike!

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