Alright, I'll bite. This is real quick and by no means entirely correct.
1) Lower bound, they scatter light as white, so must be larger than the wavelength of light, so we'll guess order micron. The terminal velocity for a micron water droplet would be about 1/4 m/s, which is slow. Why don't they fall, I've always heard its small air currents. What kind of current? Well, the earth is hot, and space is cold, so there should be a small thermal current. We should estimate that thermal current.
2) We principally use our vision to see the world. Let's assume this is the highest capacity channel we have. Our angular resolution, we can estimate as 550 nm / 1 mm which is about 10^-3 radians or 0.05 degrees. Good. if I think about the visual field I can see, I'd say it is roughly 180 degrees across and 100 degrees up down. Half a sphere is 2 pi sterideans and we have some fraction of that, say 100/180 of it or 3.5 sterideans. Our visual acuity is 10^-3 radians or 10^-6 sterideans, So, our visual is equivalent to roughly a 3 or 4 Megapixel camera picture. Of course it is a lot less than that, as our eyes saccad and all that, but if you wanted to fool an individual and not model their eye saccades, if you where to project a 4 megapixel image in front of them, they presumably would have trouble telling the difference from reality. and our visual response time is on the order of 20 frames a second, since TV is 24 and we can't see the difference. As for the complexity, I know that using the 1 million color setting on my monitor doesn't really present any issues for me. So log_2 1 million is 20 bits per pixel.
So 20 bits * 4 10^6 pixels * 24 Hz is 2 10^9 bit hertz
Let's say we take the extreme example of not taking advantage of individual overlaps and the like, and precompute an entire life for everyone on earth. That bound is 2 * 10^9 bit hertz * 60 year lifetime gives me something like an exabyte of information.
So, it would take an exabyte of information per human to placate them. Granted you sleep for about half your life and a lot of the information is redudant, but there you go.
How's that for a start?