Brainteasers

[vivek]

U can't Even Answer One Correctly...!!!

1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???

Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law :) )

2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees
it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground.
Why?

Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita

3. Who is called female Java ?

Java'Gal' Srinath

4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts
singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die
immediately. Why?

Because it was a HIT song.