Too Smart!!!!
VinitA
students. The teacher asked, "Little Johny, what's your problem?"
Little Johny answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is
in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Little Johny
to the principal's office. While Little Johny waited in the outer
office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st
grade and behave. She agreed. Little Johny was brought in and the
conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Little Johny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Little Johny: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think
Little Johny can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the
principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Little
Johny both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
of?"
Little Johny, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!
Little Johny replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Little Johny: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: "What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Little Johny: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks:
"What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer.
Little Johny: "Bubble gum" Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing
up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Little Johny: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?"
Little Johny: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Little Johny in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions
wrong!"
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