> > >>i knew a blonde that was so stupid
that.......
> > >>
> > >>she called me to get my
phone number.
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>she
spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it
> >
>>said
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>"concentrate."
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>she
put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her
> >
>>mind.
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>she
tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> > >>
> >
>>
> > & gt;>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>she tried to drown a fish.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>she thought a quarterback
was a refund.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>she got locked
in a grocery store and starved to death.
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>she tripped over a cordless phone.
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>she took a ruler to bed to
see how long she slept.
& gt; > ; >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>she asked for a price check at the Dollar
Store.
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>she
studied for a blood test.
> > >>
> > >>
>
> >>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> > >>
>
> >>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home,
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>she
moved.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
>
> >>
> > >>
> > >>when she missed the 44
bus , she took the 22 bus twice
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>instead.
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
that said
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>"Airport Left" she turned around and went home
> >
>>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Now send this to at least 5 people
or you'll get bad luck for
> > >>
> > >>
>
> >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>7
years!!!!!!!!!!!
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