Better on toast

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Clyde

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Jan 28, 2011, 1:53:18 PM1/28/11
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Which of the following is better on toast?

a) Curtis
b) Tara
c) Marmalade
d) All of the above

Tara

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Jan 30, 2011, 9:17:57 AM1/30/11
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Hmm, Marmalade has a lady named after it, plus it is usually for
special occasions. Does marmalade think it's better than us??? What
the hells?

C) I'm the best at everything, even being on toast!

Tara

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Jan 30, 2011, 10:11:01 AM1/30/11
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Oops , I meant B) haha

Curtis Carey

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Jan 30, 2011, 10:19:56 AM1/30/11
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What? I don't even understand this question. What is 'Marmalade'? Is
that some kind of fancy word for jam...Besides, I already consider jam
to be a fancy word for "Smashed fruit paste".
Nothing says breakfast, like some Lightly toasted bread and some
smashed fruit paste... red flavor.

I could of course get into the whole... eating people discussion. But
that might be too many discussions.
Do you mean mash up Curtis and or Tara and smear the guts on toast? Or
do we go low tech and eat their fluids on toast?. For example: Toast
and ear wax, or generic nose and mouth mucus.... And then there's a
whole mess of fluilds that come from down stairs. It's just an option
that gets too gross too fast.

Now if you were just going to have one of us sit on a piece of toast
and carry on a conversation. Well, then I would be way more
interesting than marmalade.
But since am myself, I guess I would want to hang out with Tara. But
since when she had a choice to pick between Me, Marmalade, and
herself... She PICKED HERSELF. Well, then I guess I'll have to find
out what Marmalade tastes like for the first time ever.
Yeah! How's that feel? Not so good does it. Hey guess what? You're
already you... so you've got that already. Maybe you might want to
invite me to your breakfast table?

Discuss.

Caroline Jarvis

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Jan 30, 2011, 4:40:32 PM1/30/11
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Oh MY goodness!! I had someone ask me this exact same question... what's marmalade?  a few days ago.... Weirrrd.

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