Fwd: Isreali P.M Netyanyahu's return gift...

[Chandrashekhar Rebbapragada]

Subject: Isreali P.M Netyanyahu's return gift...
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Israeli P.M Netyanyahu's return gift...

Mr Netanyahu received an item from the leader of
HAMAS. During the recent cease-fire, the leader
of the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas,
Khaled Mashal, sent a "gift"..(actually, it was a
gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime
Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu), in an
elaborate box with a note. Â After having the
box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister
Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content
was cow dung He opened the note, handwritten in
Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, "For you and
the proud people of the Zionist Entity."

Mr. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic,
pondered the note and decided how best to
reciprocate. He quickly did so by sending the
Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also containing a
personal note.

Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were
very surprised to receive the parcel and opened
it, very carefully, similarly suspecting that it
might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they
saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. The
chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a
1.8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D
hologram display capable of functioning in any
type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop.

It was one of the world's most advanced
technologies, with a tiny label, stating this
item was "Invented and produced in Israel " Mr.
Netanyahu's note, personally handwritten in
Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, stated very
courteously. "Every leader can only give the best his people
can produce"