3 men and crossing the river....courtesy

[Myrl Mitchell]

Three men were hiking through a forest...    ...   when they came  upon a large raging, violent river.        Needing to get to  the other side, the first man prayed:          ' God, please give  me the strength to cross the river.     Poof!!!     God gave him big  arms and strong legs...          and he was able to  swim across in about 2 hours,  having almost  drowned twice.  After witnessing  that, the second man  prayed:          'God, please give  me strength and the tools to cross the river'     Poof!!!     God gave him a  rowboat and strong arms and strong  legs...          ...     and he was able to  row across in about an hour  after  almost  capsizing once  Seeing what  happened to the first two men, the third man  prayed:          'God, please give  me the strength, the tools and the  intelligence to cross the river'     Poof!!!     HE WAS TURNED  INTO A WOMAN!!!     She checked the  map, hiked one hundred  yards upstream...          ...  and walked across  the bridge     Guys, if at first  you don't succeed, do it the way  your  wife told  you!    GO AHEAD,  SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO  ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

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Myrl Mitchell