Things to Watch If You Have Lots of Time
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Vortexfugue
Sep 25, 2011, 11:32:16 PM9/25/11
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Fruit ripen.
yetikeeper
Sep 26, 2011, 8:35:02 AM9/26/11
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Minnesota Vikings to win the Superbowl. :P
Just kidding, Joseph ... We don't have that much time. :P
Just kidding, Joseph ... We don't have that much time. :P
Jeangnome
Sep 26, 2011, 8:43:03 AM9/26/11
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TV's that won't turn on. (Mine just went the way of all old, old TVs, TV Heaven.) :(
Vortexfugue
Sep 26, 2011, 9:46:44 AM9/26/11
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Got that right!
Vortexfugue
Sep 26, 2011, 9:47:48 AM9/26/11
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A new bridge rust.
shell42970
Sep 26, 2011, 9:50:13 AM9/26/11
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Count how many knots per inch are in your hall rug.
Vortexfugue
Sep 26, 2011, 9:52:58 AM9/26/11
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Just one or two galactic rotations.
shell42970
Sep 26, 2011, 9:54:46 AM9/26/11
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Iron the creases out of your paperback covers.
Vortexfugue
Sep 26, 2011, 9:58:21 AM9/26/11
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A jellyfish reach old age.
Jeangnome
Sep 26, 2011, 10:00:21 AM9/26/11
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Play Yankee Doodle on a waxed paper and comb
Vortexfugue
Sep 26, 2011, 10:05:23 AM9/26/11
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A brand new CFL bulb until it burns out.
shell42970
Sep 26, 2011, 10:18:14 AM9/26/11
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grass grow
Vortexfugue
Sep 26, 2011, 10:19:44 AM9/26/11
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Paint dry.
shell42970
Sep 26, 2011, 2:08:15 PM9/26/11
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Hair gray.
Jeangnome
Sep 26, 2011, 2:11:28 PM9/26/11
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Mold accumulate on stale bread.
Vortexfugue
Sep 26, 2011, 2:12:09 PM9/26/11
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A tree house rot.
shell42970
Sep 26, 2011, 2:31:27 PM9/26/11
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Hell freeze over.
snezanabr
Sep 26, 2011, 2:40:42 PM9/26/11
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latest post in Dual words open
(it simply won't open )
(it simply won't open )
Jeangnome
Sep 27, 2011, 10:51:29 AM9/27/11
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The bathtub fill when you have 0 water pressure.
Vortexfugue
Sep 27, 2011, 11:04:40 AM9/27/11
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714 snails circumnavigating the earth, one at a time.
shell42970
Sep 27, 2011, 1:27:47 PM9/27/11
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milk curdle
Vortexfugue
Sep 27, 2011, 3:01:47 PM9/27/11
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The universe marching forward to heat death.
shell42970
Sep 27, 2011, 3:13:34 PM9/27/11
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women shop for shoes
yetikeeper
Sep 27, 2011, 3:17:10 PM9/27/11
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Learn how the mind of a CEO of a successful SEO company truly works.
Vortexfugue
Sep 27, 2011, 3:22:23 PM9/27/11
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All 72 years and more than 15,000 episodes of The Guiding Light back to back.
Jeangnome
Sep 27, 2011, 3:24:01 PM9/27/11
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a mountain erode
yetikeeper
Sep 27, 2011, 3:34:42 PM9/27/11
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To be proven right by the humanity to come.
Vortexfugue
Sep 27, 2011, 3:35:56 PM9/27/11
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The Eurasian plate pull ever further apart from the North American plate.
shell42970
Sep 27, 2011, 3:48:11 PM9/27/11
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rocks birth
stargazer902
Sep 27, 2011, 11:51:11 PM9/27/11
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A spider make a web
shell42970
Sep 28, 2011, 4:35:14 AM9/28/11
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toe nails grow.
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yetikeeper
Sep 28, 2011, 3:31:51 PM9/28/11
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Circumnavigate Pangaea Ultima.
Jeangnome
Sep 28, 2011, 4:59:48 PM9/28/11
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail and watching blisters form on the person in front of you.
shell42970
Sep 29, 2011, 7:12:00 AM9/29/11
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glaciers melt (oh, wait...)
yetikeeper
Sep 29, 2011, 5:38:58 PM9/29/11
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Count to infinity and back, and back again.
shell42970
Sep 29, 2011, 5:40:49 PM9/29/11
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A sloth head out for its breakfast.
Jeangnome
Sep 29, 2011, 7:40:06 PM9/29/11
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Acorns turning into oak trees.
yetikeeper
Sep 30, 2011, 10:29:50 AM9/30/11
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Listen to your favourite greatest hits album being covered by every boyband from here to eternity.
Vortexfugue
Sep 30, 2011, 10:35:21 AM9/30/11
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Sisyphus and his boulder.
shell42970
Sep 30, 2011, 10:40:36 AM9/30/11
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Bread rise
snezanabr
Sep 30, 2011, 1:18:27 PM9/30/11
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getting tanned in autumn sun
Jeangnome
Sep 30, 2011, 1:20:18 PM9/30/11
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watching my sister-in-law crochet an entire bedspread for a king size bed.
yetikeeper
Sep 30, 2011, 4:17:43 PM9/30/11
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Pi being calculated.
shell42970
Sep 30, 2011, 5:09:16 PM9/30/11
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The lifecycle of an ocean quahog clam.
yetikeeper
Sep 30, 2011, 5:49:41 PM9/30/11
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Waking up a to world where you are no longer seen as different from whatever genus of humanity runs the world
because they need your wisdom and experience to send you back to 1999. Say goodbye to the world which makes
the concept of heaven seem like a sadist's twist and cruel joke, you have a mission to complete.
because they need your wisdom and experience to send you back to 1999. Say goodbye to the world which makes
the concept of heaven seem like a sadist's twist and cruel joke, you have a mission to complete.
shell42970
Sep 30, 2011, 6:03:40 PM9/30/11
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yetikeeper type a post. :D
Jeangnome
Sep 30, 2011, 8:57:11 PM9/30/11
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icicles melt in January
shell42970
Oct 1, 2011, 10:28:12 AM10/1/11
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Me eat a mushroom.
yetikeeper
Oct 1, 2011, 6:06:06 PM10/1/11
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Found your own religion, watch it rise to world dominance, then debunk and destroy it. Let's say over a 1500 year period.
shell42970
Oct 1, 2011, 6:16:03 PM10/1/11
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Rip Van Winkle sleep.
soliloguy
Oct 1, 2011, 6:50:04 PM10/1/11
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The moon rise and set. :)
Vortexfugue
Oct 1, 2011, 9:50:42 PM10/1/11
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The clock tick until the Vikings win the Superbowl.
shell42970
Oct 2, 2011, 6:31:14 AM10/2/11
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spiders spin a web
Vortexfugue
Oct 2, 2011, 7:05:22 AM10/2/11
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A Great Basin Bristlecone Pine tree age.
yetikeeper
Oct 2, 2011, 7:23:14 AM10/2/11
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Slam yourself up against a mutant overlord rabbit name Bunny.
shell42970
Oct 2, 2011, 8:22:04 AM10/2/11
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a rock hit the bottom of the Mariana Trench
Jeangnome
Oct 2, 2011, 9:12:25 AM10/2/11
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the dog trying to find a place to go potty when it's cold and wet outside.
shell42970
Oct 2, 2011, 10:05:28 AM10/2/11
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The skies, for a messiah's return.
Vortexfugue
Oct 2, 2011, 10:14:08 AM10/2/11
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The clouds until they spell out your name in comic sans script.
Jeangnome
Oct 2, 2011, 10:22:44 AM10/2/11
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dandelions become fluffy
yetikeeper
Oct 2, 2011, 12:33:15 PM10/2/11
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Observe a crocoduck.
shell42970
Oct 2, 2011, 2:47:33 PM10/2/11
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Someone hunting for a hodag.
snezanabr
Oct 2, 2011, 6:24:31 PM10/2/11
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knives getting blunt
Fred Ebbrecht
Oct 2, 2011, 6:42:35 PM10/2/11
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toenails grow
Vortexfugue
Oct 2, 2011, 7:27:02 PM10/2/11
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Canned Spam rot (oh wait..)
shell42970
Oct 3, 2011, 4:01:51 AM10/3/11
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A Puya raimondii bloom.
snezanabr
Oct 3, 2011, 4:34:51 AM10/3/11
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me climbing Everest
Vortexfugue
Oct 3, 2011, 7:57:42 AM10/3/11
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Your daydream.
shell42970
Oct 3, 2011, 9:30:38 AM10/3/11
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elephants gestate
yetikeeper
Oct 3, 2011, 4:37:32 PM10/3/11
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The sun go nova.
WolvenRevelation WR
Oct 3, 2011, 7:23:38 PM10/3/11
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A 24 hour news channel
(and learn nothing)
(and learn nothing)
Vortexfugue
Oct 3, 2011, 7:34:20 PM10/3/11
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A giraffe swallow.
shell42970
Oct 4, 2011, 12:11:39 AM10/4/11
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A garden snail run a 5K.
yetikeeper
Oct 4, 2011, 2:25:44 AM10/4/11
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Pleasantries exchanged between mountain ranges.
Vortexfugue
Oct 4, 2011, 11:47:34 AM10/4/11
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A four-year-old count to the last number in the world.
shell42970
Oct 4, 2011, 5:12:01 PM10/4/11
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Mold grow on a Twinkie.
yetikeeper
Oct 4, 2011, 5:14:03 PM10/4/11
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The oil run out.
Vortexfugue
Oct 4, 2011, 7:53:41 PM10/4/11
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Every video on Youtube where there's a real possibility of schadenfreude occurring.
Jeangnome
Oct 5, 2011, 12:21:59 PM10/5/11
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clothes drying outside on the line when it's damp and cold.
yetikeeper
Oct 5, 2011, 2:14:12 PM10/5/11
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To have every major moment of your life disappear into the mist of your forever memory as the weight of countless eons remorselessly progresses.
shell42970
Oct 5, 2011, 4:42:55 PM10/5/11
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amoeba evolve.
Vortexfugue
Oct 5, 2011, 8:43:15 PM10/5/11
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Air molecule #18764458991 float through a forest on a windy day.
Jeangnome
Oct 5, 2011, 10:06:18 PM10/5/11
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A 24-hour marathon of "A Christmas Story,"on TV Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
shell42970
Oct 6, 2011, 8:45:54 AM10/6/11
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A proper game of "Red Rover, Red Rover", played by chimps.
Ridleygirl
Oct 9, 2011, 12:11:44 PM10/9/11
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reruns of Lucy
yetikeeper
Oct 9, 2011, 12:31:10 PM10/9/11
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The neighbours becomes bars of soap.
Jeangnome
Oct 9, 2011, 1:11:19 PM10/9/11
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The mailman to bring you a big fat check!
shell42970
Oct 9, 2011, 3:04:52 PM10/9/11
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The moon go through all eight phases.
yetikeeper
Oct 12, 2011, 3:48:15 PM10/12/11
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Justing Bieber songs being referred to as classic hits by women in their fifties.
Jeangnome
Oct 12, 2011, 4:33:42 PM10/12/11
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Moss grow on the north side of a tree.
Vortexfugue
Oct 13, 2011, 12:41:14 PM10/13/11
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Star 28 move closer to Star 29 in the night sky.
yetikeeper
Oct 14, 2011, 2:44:13 PM10/14/11
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See the dictionary fill with ten words your created.
shell42970
Oct 14, 2011, 2:45:27 PM10/14/11
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A grape morph into a raisin.
Vortexfugue
Oct 14, 2011, 6:51:48 PM10/14/11
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The wheels go round and round.
shell42970
Oct 15, 2011, 3:45:37 AM10/15/11
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An oyster making a pearl.
Vortexfugue
Oct 16, 2011, 11:21:48 AM10/16/11
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Mille Lacs Lake freeze.
shell42970
Oct 16, 2011, 12:29:58 PM10/16/11
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The wait for a penguin cheat on its mate.
twinXpikes
Oct 25, 2011, 9:36:26 AM10/25/11
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a mountain chain becoming a desert
shell42970
Oct 25, 2011, 9:41:51 AM10/25/11
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The tide come in.
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