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Vortexfugue

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Sep 25, 2011, 11:32:16 PM9/25/11
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Fruit ripen.

yetikeeper

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Sep 26, 2011, 8:35:02 AM9/26/11
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Minnesota Vikings to win the Superbowl. :P

Just kidding, Joseph ... We don't have that much time. :P

Jeangnome

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Sep 26, 2011, 8:43:03 AM9/26/11
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TV's that won't turn on. (Mine just went the way of all old, old TVs, TV Heaven.) :( 

Vortexfugue

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Sep 26, 2011, 9:46:44 AM9/26/11
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Got that right!

Vortexfugue

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Sep 26, 2011, 9:47:48 AM9/26/11
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A new bridge rust.

shell42970

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Sep 26, 2011, 9:50:13 AM9/26/11
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Count how many knots per inch are in your hall rug.

Vortexfugue

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Sep 26, 2011, 9:52:58 AM9/26/11
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Just one or two galactic rotations.

shell42970

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Sep 26, 2011, 9:54:46 AM9/26/11
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Iron the creases out of your paperback covers.

Vortexfugue

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Sep 26, 2011, 9:58:21 AM9/26/11
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A jellyfish reach old age.

Jeangnome

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Sep 26, 2011, 10:00:21 AM9/26/11
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Play Yankee Doodle on a waxed paper and comb

Vortexfugue

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Sep 26, 2011, 10:05:23 AM9/26/11
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A brand new CFL bulb until it burns out.

shell42970

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Sep 26, 2011, 10:18:14 AM9/26/11
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grass grow

Vortexfugue

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Sep 26, 2011, 10:19:44 AM9/26/11
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Paint dry.

shell42970

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Sep 26, 2011, 2:08:15 PM9/26/11
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Hair gray.

Jeangnome

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Sep 26, 2011, 2:11:28 PM9/26/11
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Mold accumulate on stale bread.

Vortexfugue

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Sep 26, 2011, 2:12:09 PM9/26/11
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A tree house rot.

shell42970

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Sep 26, 2011, 2:31:27 PM9/26/11
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Hell freeze over.

snezanabr

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Sep 26, 2011, 2:40:42 PM9/26/11
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latest post in Dual words open

(it simply won't open )

Jeangnome

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Sep 27, 2011, 10:51:29 AM9/27/11
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The bathtub fill when you have 0 water pressure.

Vortexfugue

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Sep 27, 2011, 11:04:40 AM9/27/11
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714 snails circumnavigating the earth, one at a time.

shell42970

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Sep 27, 2011, 1:27:47 PM9/27/11
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milk curdle

Vortexfugue

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:01:47 PM9/27/11
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The universe marching forward to heat death.

shell42970

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:13:34 PM9/27/11
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women shop for shoes

yetikeeper

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:17:10 PM9/27/11
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Learn how the mind of a CEO of a successful SEO company truly works.

Vortexfugue

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:22:23 PM9/27/11
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All 72 years and more than 15,000 episodes of The Guiding Light back to back.

Jeangnome

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:24:01 PM9/27/11
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a mountain erode

yetikeeper

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:34:42 PM9/27/11
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To be proven right by the humanity to come.

Vortexfugue

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:35:56 PM9/27/11
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The Eurasian plate pull ever further apart from the North American plate.

shell42970

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Sep 27, 2011, 3:48:11 PM9/27/11
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rocks birth

stargazer902

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Sep 27, 2011, 11:51:11 PM9/27/11
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A spider make a web

shell42970

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Sep 28, 2011, 4:35:14 AM9/28/11
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toe nails grow.
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yetikeeper

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Sep 28, 2011, 3:31:51 PM9/28/11
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Circumnavigate Pangaea Ultima.


Jeangnome

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Sep 28, 2011, 4:59:48 PM9/28/11
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Hiking the Appalachian Trail and watching blisters form on the person in front of you.

shell42970

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Sep 29, 2011, 7:12:00 AM9/29/11
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glaciers melt (oh, wait...)

yetikeeper

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Sep 29, 2011, 5:38:58 PM9/29/11
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Count to infinity and back, and back again.

shell42970

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Sep 29, 2011, 5:40:49 PM9/29/11
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A sloth head out for its breakfast.

Jeangnome

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Sep 29, 2011, 7:40:06 PM9/29/11
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Acorns turning into oak trees.

yetikeeper

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Sep 30, 2011, 10:29:50 AM9/30/11
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Listen to your favourite greatest hits album being covered by every boyband from here to eternity.

Vortexfugue

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Sep 30, 2011, 10:35:21 AM9/30/11
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Sisyphus and his boulder.

shell42970

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Sep 30, 2011, 10:40:36 AM9/30/11
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Bread rise

snezanabr

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Sep 30, 2011, 1:18:27 PM9/30/11
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getting tanned in autumn sun

Jeangnome

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Sep 30, 2011, 1:20:18 PM9/30/11
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watching my sister-in-law crochet an entire bedspread for a king size bed.

yetikeeper

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Sep 30, 2011, 4:17:43 PM9/30/11
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Pi being calculated.

shell42970

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Sep 30, 2011, 5:09:16 PM9/30/11
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The lifecycle oan ocean quahog clam.

yetikeeper

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Sep 30, 2011, 5:49:41 PM9/30/11
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Waking up a to world where you are no longer seen as different from whatever genus of humanity runs the world
because they need your wisdom and experience to send you back to 1999. Say goodbye to the world which makes
the concept of heaven seem like a sadist's twist and cruel joke, you have a mission to complete.

shell42970

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Sep 30, 2011, 6:03:40 PM9/30/11
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yetikeeper type a post.  :D

Jeangnome

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Sep 30, 2011, 8:57:11 PM9/30/11
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icicles melt in January

shell42970

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Oct 1, 2011, 10:28:12 AM10/1/11
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Me eat a mushroom.

yetikeeper

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Oct 1, 2011, 6:06:06 PM10/1/11
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Found your own religion, watch it rise to world dominance, then debunk and destroy it. Let's say over a 1500 year period.

shell42970

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Oct 1, 2011, 6:16:03 PM10/1/11
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Rip Van Winkle sleep.

soliloguy

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Oct 1, 2011, 6:50:04 PM10/1/11
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The moon rise and set. :)

Vortexfugue

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Oct 1, 2011, 9:50:42 PM10/1/11
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The clock tick until the Vikings win the Superbowl.

shell42970

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Oct 2, 2011, 6:31:14 AM10/2/11
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spiders spin a web

Vortexfugue

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Oct 2, 2011, 7:05:22 AM10/2/11
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A Great Basin Bristlecone Pine tree age.

yetikeeper

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Oct 2, 2011, 7:23:14 AM10/2/11
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Slam yourself up against a mutant overlord rabbit name Bunny.

shell42970

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Oct 2, 2011, 8:22:04 AM10/2/11
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a rock hit the bottom of the Mariana Trench

Jeangnome

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Oct 2, 2011, 9:12:25 AM10/2/11
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the dog trying to find a place to go potty when it's cold and wet outside.

shell42970

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Oct 2, 2011, 10:05:28 AM10/2/11
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The skies, for a messiah's return.

Vortexfugue

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Oct 2, 2011, 10:14:08 AM10/2/11
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The clouds until they spell out your name in comic sans script.

Jeangnome

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Oct 2, 2011, 10:22:44 AM10/2/11
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dandelions become fluffy

yetikeeper

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Oct 2, 2011, 12:33:15 PM10/2/11
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Observe a crocoduck.

shell42970

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Oct 2, 2011, 2:47:33 PM10/2/11
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Someone hunting for a hodag.

snezanabr

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Oct 2, 2011, 6:24:31 PM10/2/11
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knives getting blunt

Fred Ebbrecht

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Oct 2, 2011, 6:42:35 PM10/2/11
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toenails grow

On Sun, Oct 2, 2011 at 6:24 PM, snezanabr <snezana....@gmail.com> wrote:
knives getting blunt

Vortexfugue

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Oct 2, 2011, 7:27:02 PM10/2/11
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Canned Spam rot (oh wait..)

shell42970

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Oct 3, 2011, 4:01:51 AM10/3/11
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A Puya raimondii bloom.

snezanabr

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Oct 3, 2011, 4:34:51 AM10/3/11
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me climbing Everest

Vortexfugue

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Oct 3, 2011, 7:57:42 AM10/3/11
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Your daydream.

shell42970

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Oct 3, 2011, 9:30:38 AM10/3/11
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elephants gestate 

yetikeeper

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Oct 3, 2011, 4:37:32 PM10/3/11
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The sun go nova.

WolvenRevelation WR

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Oct 3, 2011, 7:23:38 PM10/3/11
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A 24 hour news channel
(and learn nothing)

Vortexfugue

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Oct 3, 2011, 7:34:20 PM10/3/11
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A giraffe swallow.

shell42970

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Oct 4, 2011, 12:11:39 AM10/4/11
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A garden snail run a 5K.

yetikeeper

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Oct 4, 2011, 2:25:44 AM10/4/11
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Pleasantries exchanged between mountain ranges.

Vortexfugue

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Oct 4, 2011, 11:47:34 AM10/4/11
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A four-year-old count to the last number in the world.

shell42970

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Oct 4, 2011, 5:12:01 PM10/4/11
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Mold grow on a Twinkie.

yetikeeper

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Oct 4, 2011, 5:14:03 PM10/4/11
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The oil run out.

Vortexfugue

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Oct 4, 2011, 7:53:41 PM10/4/11
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Every video on Youtube where there's a real possibility of schadenfreude occurring.

Jeangnome

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Oct 5, 2011, 12:21:59 PM10/5/11
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clothes drying outside on the line when it's damp and cold.

yetikeeper

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Oct 5, 2011, 2:14:12 PM10/5/11
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To have every major moment of your life disappear into the mist of your forever memory as the weight of countless eons remorselessly progresses.

shell42970

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Oct 5, 2011, 4:42:55 PM10/5/11
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amoeba evolve.

Vortexfugue

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Oct 5, 2011, 8:43:15 PM10/5/11
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Air molecule #18764458991 float through a forest on a windy day.

Jeangnome

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Oct 5, 2011, 10:06:18 PM10/5/11
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A 24-hour marathon  of "A Christmas Story,"on TV Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.

shell42970

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Oct 6, 2011, 8:45:54 AM10/6/11
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A proper game of "Red Rover, Red Rover", played by chimps.

Ridleygirl

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Oct 9, 2011, 12:11:44 PM10/9/11
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reruns of Lucy

yetikeeper

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Oct 9, 2011, 12:31:10 PM10/9/11
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The neighbours becomes bars of soap.

Jeangnome

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Oct 9, 2011, 1:11:19 PM10/9/11
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The mailman to bring you a big fat check!

shell42970

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Oct 9, 2011, 3:04:52 PM10/9/11
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The moon go through all eight phases.

yetikeeper

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Oct 12, 2011, 3:48:15 PM10/12/11
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Justing Bieber songs being referred to as classic hits by women in their fifties.

Jeangnome

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Oct 12, 2011, 4:33:42 PM10/12/11
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Moss grow on the north side of a tree.

Vortexfugue

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Oct 13, 2011, 12:41:14 PM10/13/11
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Star 28 move closer to Star 29 in the night sky.

yetikeeper

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Oct 14, 2011, 2:44:13 PM10/14/11
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See the dictionary fill with ten words your created.

shell42970

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Oct 14, 2011, 2:45:27 PM10/14/11
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 A grape morph into a raisin.

Vortexfugue

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Oct 14, 2011, 6:51:48 PM10/14/11
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The wheels go round and round.

shell42970

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Oct 15, 2011, 3:45:37 AM10/15/11
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An oyster making a pearl.

Vortexfugue

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Oct 16, 2011, 11:21:48 AM10/16/11
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Mille Lacs Lake freeze.

shell42970

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Oct 16, 2011, 12:29:58 PM10/16/11
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The wait for a penguin cheat on its mate.

twinXpikes

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Oct 25, 2011, 9:36:26 AM10/25/11
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a mountain chain becoming a desert

shell42970

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Oct 25, 2011, 9:41:51 AM10/25/11
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The tide come in.
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