Completism - Saturday, July 27

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Saturday, July 27, 2024
Departing California Donuts #21 at 9pm

This month, rather than a route slip, I'll be bringing out thee olde egg timer and protractor — the classic cycling paraphernalia. Which can only mean, yes, it's rule-following time, folks! So get yourselves ready for some good old-fashioned generative fun as we submit to the prescriptions laid forth by Passage #413 - Gradient Assent:

Like many criteria we use to evaluate a bike ride ("difficulty," say, or "funness"), "hilliness" is a relative and, at least to some degree, subjective measure. It depends both on the slopes of the routes available to us and on our own experiences and expectations. So when people ask "is it hilly?" we can only give a relative, subjective answer. This week, we will be bathing in that relativity and subjectivity, asking at every turn "is it hilly?", and basing our route upon the answer. In order to please both flat fanciers and hill hounds in equal measure, we will be switching every 30 minutes between choosing the flattest or the steepest route forward (unless of course we find ourselves circling about some relative minimum or maximum, in which case we will switch whenever we return to the same spot).

(relatively flat; relatively hilly; relatively flat; and so on; probably <25 miles)