2015 Week 10 Awards
Matt Cella
Happy Thanksgiving Boys. Here is a little awards write up from last week’s Eddy winner.
***The Eddy*** The Konami Code
It has been an ugly season for the Konami Code this year, but ol’ Cella isn’t out of it yet. Remember boys the 6th seed goes to the team that has the highest amount of points that isn’t 1-5 in the standings. Currently I’m getting crushed in the points allowed category, but I’m 5th in scored points. The fat lady hasn’t sung yet.
***Quad Balls*** Theres Somethin About Murray
The Quad Ball was invented for this game between Seth and Ron. Seth pulled this out by just 1.1 points. I’m sure both sides are kicking themselves over lineup decisions, but each move made the most sense going into Sunday. Seth got himself another win and is currently tied for first place.
***The Super Sharted*** QB Browns
We have ourselves a Super Sharted siting. It feels like we haven’t seen one of these in a while. Jeff secures a win by putting up a measly 70.6 points. But the kick in the pants is that Moutoux actually played Marshawn Lynch. Ouch! That zero spot hurt knowing that Giovani Bernard was sitting on the bench to help Matty-boy’s reserves outscore his actually starting lineup. That is a recipe for Super Sharting.
***The Bottom Feeder*** Los Pollos Hermanos
It doesn’t seem fair that Jeff gets a win with 70.6 points, but the Pileggis get handed a loss by putting up 97.8. I feel you Pileggis…that was me last week. Needless to say Jeff usually puts on the afterburners this time of year, and it just isn’t happening…at least not yet.
***Wait, We Aren’t Playing Golf*** QB Browns
66.2 points is not a great number, actually it is quite bad. The Lynch benching really hurt, and that happens with Mr Lynch. He will be ready to go, except 20 minutes before the game. The Lynch injury might be a season crusher. We have two more weeks to confirm if that last statement is true.
***The Poopy Pants*** Los Pollos Hermanos
This week I have to award the Poopy Pants to DJ Poopy Pants himself. Not only did he miss writing the Power Rankings last week, but he promised to make up for his scoff this week by writing the Week 11 PRs. Last I checked these were not complete. What is Drew going to read while sitting on the toilet..possibly pooping? So we poop in your general direction Commish.
***The Beat Down*** You're Killing Me Smalls
Bob has been on a tear the last two weeks. This is the second week in a row that Bob has been awarded Lord Eddy’s Beat Down. You have the right to rename Kevan’s team this week. Don’t let this privilege slip by like it did last week, because “your killing me” Bob!
***The Tough Luck*** The Mashers
The Pileggis put up the second highest score last week and was only 0.7 points away from getting his team renamed. It is a tough loss, but that is part of the folly that we call fantasy football.