Week 6 Awards

[Matt Pileggi]

Eddy - No. 2 Crew: For the second week in a row we pulled in the Eddy.  This was a close one between the No 2 Crew and Front Office Ouroboros (who can’t complain about Kevan’s team names)  Ultimately another big outing from David Johnson put us over the edge.  We get a major show down this week with Moutoux in a battle of the unbeatens to see who’s boss.

Wait?! We’re Not Playing Golf - Jack.  Jack’s 44.5 beat my guess at the  lowest score of 46 pts.  However, Cella dug up some real stats and found out that the all-time low is 29.9 by Seth in 2014!  So Jack had a terrible week but not a record-setting terrible week.  Maybe it’s the lowest of the regular season??  Something for Jack to be proud of perhaps.

Quad Balls - Ron.  87 - 79.7 Wow, none of the games this week were really close except for this one.  8 points (almost 7) is all that separated Ron from Kevan.  The next closest game was 37 points between the other two Matts.  Quite a lopsided week!

Tough Luck - Jack.  Nobody gets this award this week.  Each winner won by quite a lot

Bottom Feeder - Bob. If Cella or Drew had played against Bob this week they would’ve won as his team defeated Jack 86.5 to 44.5.  That’s some real life tough luck for Drew as he gets a loss and the beat down instead...

Super Sharted - Jack This comes as no surprise, but Jack’s bench outscored his starters’ miserable 44.5 performance.  It would really be a tough pill to swallow if they didn’t!

Beat Down - Drew.  If I remember correctly our projections were to have a pretty close game.  Unfortunately for Drew, some of his skill players underperformed.  Perhaps it’s irony for Drew to have Tom Brady and feel what it’s like to try and carry a team of inconsistent second stringers.  

Poopy Pants - Seth I am giving a retroactive Poopy Pants award to Seth for dropping Devante Adams.  I know it’s technically not this week but I’m sure he’s regretting it after Thursday Night’s game!!