Week 4 Awards

[Matt Moutoux]

*The Trifecta* - Front Office Ouroboros

I managed to eke out a trifecta despite a relatively low Eddy score this week in comparison to other weeks, but I'll take it.

*Tough Luck* - Flash Gordon

Even though Seth technically didn't win this award, it's only because Jack scored the exact same points as him, so in the spirit of the Tough Luck award, I'm going to give it to him anyway.

*The Eddy* - Front Office Ouroboros

Like I said before, not as high as many weeks, but a win's a win.

*The Beat Down* - Front Office Ouroboros

Bob, based on your current standings in the league, it seems like you may need a miracle to save your team.  I'd like you to change your team name to Help Me Drew Brees.

*The Quad Balls* - Next.. Man.. Up..

This is the second week in a row that Ron has been on the losing end of the Quad Balls award, but Drew managed to sneak through a win on the back of a great showing from Jordan Reed.

*Bottom Feeder* - 

I'm actually not sure who this goes to.  Bob was the only poor showing, but since I had the Eddy this week, I'm not sure I can technically be called the Bottom Feeder.  Everyone else's games were pretty close.

*The Sharted* - Waiting for Superman

With an impressive 80.2 points left on his bench, Cella wins this award.  Just starting Matt Ryan would have won him his matchup this week.

*Wait, we aren't playing golf?" - I've Made a Huge Mistake

This was the second lowest score this year, second only to Kevan's abysmal showing last week.  Hopefully Bob can make some good changes and get his team back on the right track.

*Poopy Pants* - Waiting for Superman

I don't feel like there's much good Poopy Pants fodder this week, so I'm going to give it to Cella for leaving Matt Ryan on the bench.  I know there's really no real way of knowing the outcome, but since it cost him the game, I feel like it's warranted.