Igiveallofthesethingstwothumbswayup.
(Do you see what I did there? With the typing with no thumbs because of them being way up? Huh, funny, right!? It's like, "Where did all the spaces go!? It's difficult to differentiate between words!" But you can't do anything about it, that's just home row... You need to use your thumbs, it's the build of the beast.)
Don't worry, I just have to get stuff like this out of my system before I go onstage and everything will be peaches.
Can't wait!