Fwd: FW: Ducks
Jean Jastillana
From: Jean Jastillana <Jean.Ja...@columbiacardiology.com>
Date: Tue, Mar 10, 2009 at 4:44 PM
Subject: FW: Ducks
To: babys...@gmail.com
Jean Jastillana
Scheduler
Columbia Cardiology Associates
9427 SW Barnes Rd, Suite 498
Portland, OR 97225
503.297.6234 (ext. 140)
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Subject: FW: Ducks
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Subject: FW: Ducks
From: Barbara Horne
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To: Barbara Horne
Subject: Fw: Ducks
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Deborah
<angell...@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, March 10, 2009
12:16:06 PM
Subject: Ducks
DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
Three women die together in an accidentand go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,'We only have one rule here in heaven:
don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough,there are ducks all over the place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,and although they try their best to avoid them,
the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. Peter chains them together and says,
'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day,the second woman steps accidentally on a duck
and along comes St. Peter,
who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together
with the same admonishment as for the first woman..
The third woman has observed all this and,not wanting to be chained
for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go monthswithout stepping on any ducks,
but
one day St.Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says,'I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says,'I don't know about you,
but I stepped on a
duck.
This one is really worth passing
--
Deborah
Aka Angellove
Aka doubledpar
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