Mission Statement

[fenr...@gmail.com]

Brainstorming anyone?

We are in the business of fulfilling customer needs by leveraging
shared actionable knowledge according to proactive sustainability.

[Ceilede]

What the hell does this even mean? Its like some kind
of bizarre corporate sanskrit - the kind one might
find in Dilbert. Put this into words an idiot can
understand.

-Ms. Patterson
Production Coordinator

[lvx23]

By catalyzing key market opportunities, creating value-added deliverables, and up-selling lifestyle enhancement products,
Disorder, Inc. provides an integrated solution to our clients, stimulating fiscal metrics and extending the corporate vision.

[Fell]

In a <a
href="http://occultdesign.blogspot.com/2005/12/fells-worthwhile-posts-of-2005.html">previous
post</a> on Occult Design, I came up with the term <i>paradigm
management</i>.

As a PR correspondent for The Rabble, I would like to voice my concerns
about the direction of The Disorder. I would prefer to see a concerted
company effort to develop, initiatem, and market alchemical
consultation along with the gibberish mentioned above.

The firm should be able to properly evaluate and isolate the elements
in the client, in conjunction with their disposition and life
direction. The Disorder should then ease the client into the Dark Night
of the Soul, and offer them the symbolic tools and understanding
necessary to succussfully navigate those chaotic waters unto a new
wisdom of their personal journey in life.

Then we can talk IPO...

[Telarus, KSC]

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If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your
brothers.

Namaste,
Telarus

[myk]

Okay, Here's a suggestion from one of the rabble, the peanut gallery of
the rabble even. A harsh does of aneristec energy desparate needed.

Product: A website that features discordant content and sells goods we
design produced by café Press.

The website: we can go the 'free' route and get a chaos magic free
hosting solution.
Or, money can be paid for a cheap solution.

Cheap solution: $9.00 domain name at godaddy.com
cheap webhosting: http://www.qualityhostonline.com/web_hosting.htm
($12/year for cheapest option)

The cheapest qualityhostonline option gives you 1 mysql database to
work with, enough for 1 content management system, or 1 bulletin board
- and 2 gigs of bandwidth per month - sufficient for most purposes
except large file downloads or streaming video. Pornography is
prohibited on the servers of this host.

One vision for the website: every member contributes 5 html pages of
anything, with the limitation that each page is complete unto itself.
Each page featuring a "back" button to the index page. No pop-ups or
frames.

The portal page will be a chaotic display of links in no particular
order.

I volunteer tech support services for this simple site.

design for products will be approved by a vote. Any profits will go to
support web hosting - or will be distributed evenly to the membership
according to the whim of he in charge.

[Sighris777]

Hmmmmm....
- interesting.

[Sighris777]

I have not yet had a chance to fully grok your post, so my question
might be off, but how is your company vision different than the
Scientology company?

[myk]

My post, as one of the rabble - or the peculiar coporate double speak
of our fearless leader?

The metaphor of 'corporation' threw me for a loop. But if that's where
we're headed, why no go along and have fun with it? Can magic enhance
the profitability of a company? Here's a chance to experiment with the
proposition in a playful way.

Anyhow, I've always wanted to make a nicely chaotic site where
unexpected links on a portal page take you to unexpected and sometimes
wonderful places. But I can't do such a thing by myself - my work
represents a limited number of themes, it's simply not diverse enough
to suggest 'chaos'.

The Scientology company sells a specific paradigm that may or may not
be usefull, for an exhorbitant amount of money to the suckers it lures
in who want the 'full' package.

We don't have a consistant paradigm to sell, we'd be selling t-shirts
and mugs and stuff to anyone who wants that t-shirt or mug at the price
stated that isn't available anywhere else - this model equates to an
equitable and fair exchange. As participants the money required of my
most expensive reccomendation comes to 21.00 American - something even
my broke ass would be willing to front personally.

Now the harsh reality is that it's very hard to make a decent profit
from café press (their cut is too large - the profit in t-shirts lies
in printing the shirts cheaply and selling for a large percentage of
profit).

Now, if someone has a silkscreen shop....

[Shivanath]

Hm, well, what about just going balls-to-the-wall and selling magical
artefacts: "this is your sigil t-shirt. wear it while having sex to
charge it! we fucked on the crates where these were in storage before
shipping your order!" or something along these lines...

:-)

Bastart, who's very, very pleased with the tone of this experiment so
far and will have more time to bootlick ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
contribute soon.

PS: powerball tonight!

[Telarus, KSC]

Oh, btw, this entire post was randomly generated by GoogleTalk(hack)
and the Surreal Compliment Generator.

Hey, maybe we can sell shirts with inane corporate sanskrit mottos on
them.
Or maybe ties....ties with like....."Extending the corporate vision",
or some other BS on them.......

[Fell]

This may reflect what Neurocam International achieved, except they
actually made persons work for their rank and started an international
hoo-hah over an art project gone awry (in the eye's of the media, at
least):

http://www.neurocam.com/disclaimer.htm