The Daily Humpus

oh hai humpers. Remember the Humpus? I do, because I was looking at an old blog and saw the "

I wrote "humpus" on my hand on Friday to remind myself to write over the weekend. It washed

If you haven't read Stephen E's Daily Rumpus from Tuesday July 27, let's just say he

Hey guysssss! So. The Humpus. It's back. Kinda. I've been…how should I put it… busy.

What up humpers! My skinny jeans were too tight so I took them off and pouted at them. I write to you

What's up Humpers! Sorry for the radio silence lately. Stephen Elliott has been showing me up by

hello humpers! Was I the only one who thought today's Rumpus was SOLID GOLD!? It had everything:

My boyfriend is claiming that he is "the most wake upable person" this is complete bullshit

Over a week overdue... I bring you... The Humpus! *fanfare* End of April Edition. Hemhem. Here we go.

so it's been a very emotional week at Humpus House (it's where I live; it's really a tiny

Twitter friends suggested glurp and slurp and one insisted that it is still nom... but I dont think

This issue of the Humpus is going to be about gender and feminism and being a woman and a sometimes-

I can't believe I waited until now to make the Wednesday/Humpus Day joke. Well, there you have it

Stephen Elliott has apparently been too busy seeing Hole AKA Courtney and The Holes and not

ok humpers, austin update whuuuut. So earlier today Stephen Elliott tracked us down using foursquare

ok so I wrote this on a plane (obvvvv) and was going to send it last night but then internet in the

“Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.” I have no idea what that means. I think I know what “

Last night I overfed the boy on tempeh and mushrooms with lemon-garlic kale and we watched Lost and

Watching the Office… Michael Scott is taking credit for Pam and Jim just like Word Brooklyn and The

What uuup Friday! We (I mean I) at The Humpus are (I mean am) looking forward to the weekend.

The Humpus March 4, part 2. Once again, way tired. But the boy is already in bed so no one is in

I was so tired last night I was giggling and making up words and was told to go to bed before I hurt

I just came home from seeing Little Boots, Britain's Lady Gaga, rock the eff out at Highline

In today's Rumpus Stephen Elliott is talking about ambition with his roommate, He's what, 34?

I took a snow day today. My therapist cancelled our 8:30 appointment around 7 saying she couldn't

It is a wintery mix here in New York. I'm not very good at coming up with burlesque names but I