Daniel’s 10 Commandments for the messianic dictator in training
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1) People are gullible – They will believe you if you sound
sincere
2) Be dramatic – It impresses people
3) If you want to be a soul saviour, remember the blood – very
important stuff
4) Spread lies about your enemies – suggest they are paedophiles
5) Claim a source of divine understanding beyond mortal men – the
best
trick in the book
6) Being a servant of God is a useful claim – remember the
sacred
teachings entrusted just to you, and emphasize this
7) The current source of salvation on planet earth is always an
excellent claim to make
8) Don’t forget to evangelize
9) Having a catchy name for your assembly always helps
10) And don’t forget the odd alleleuia every now and again
Ha Ha Haarggh
Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly
Haven Noahide Fellowship
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