What a tantalizing question...HA!

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Devian

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Mar 19, 2009, 2:46:28 AM3/19/09
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So...while checking e-mails, I stumbled on this survey, entitled
"What's Wrong With Wrestling Today?"

http://FreeOnlineSurveys.com/rendersurvey.asp?sid=ig2vrm64kraat0q565142

Of course, my immediate response was "backyarders who think they can
hang with real wrestlers just because someone bought them shiny
pants," but I digress. For those of you who can actually READ (few and
far between, I know), I would suggest you take the time to fill out
this little thing to make the business we love better for all of us.
Especially those of you who are at the "mercy" of the powerful few
such as myself.

We, your beloved superiors, don't judge you for your lack of grade
school diplomas, IQ points, or teeth, for that matter. All we require
of you is that you get your ass beat week in and week out, so we don't
have to. Thank you, and have a pleasant tomorrow...I know I will...HA!

Devian

A.W.F. Owner Stone Clone

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Mar 20, 2009, 6:19:37 PM3/20/09
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Back yarders? What? You know Devian, I can deliver the same ass
whoopin to you as I did Sheik Alli on March 14 in Lubec. Keep running
your mouth, and that's exactly what's gonna happen. I have no problem
breaking my foot off in your ass. And that's the bottom line, cause
Stone Clone said so!!!!

Devian

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Mar 21, 2009, 12:57:41 AM3/21/09
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Yes. Backyarders. That's what. And the difference between delivering
an "ass whoopin" to Sheik Ali and myself is, you had the address for
that delivery. My address, however, is not in your book. As a matter
of fact, one might say I'm quite a way up the road from you, in one
respect or another.... But anyway, since we're making examples from
the GIW show, maybe I'll screw you out of a lot of money like I did
Jack Hammer in that Battle Royal...or maybe I'll help a few
acquaintances pull a fast one on you, like I did with my buddies
Prozac and Straightjacket when they beat JJB and Kid TNT for the Tag
Team Titles. Or maybe I'll just take my PCW Championship and sit right
here, because you can't find me, and if you could, you couldn't get
past...THEM...he he he.... After all, they have to keep me safe if
they don't want to lose another champion, don't they? But I'm
rambling, and I'd much rather be doing something more productive,
like...well, anything really. So, until next time, "ass whoopins" are
for trailer park trash, bottom lines are for accountants, and putting
feet in asses is for DIRTY PERVS.

And that's the end of this so-called conversation, because the closest
thing you'll ever see to god said so! Take the chance to bask in my
glory before it magically becomes wrath. And this one's just for you,
Kevin...wHA!t

pwning you eternally,
Devian

A.W.F. Owner Stone Clone

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Mar 21, 2009, 7:25:21 AM3/21/09
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I can't find you??? You really are out of your mind Devian. I always
know where you are and how to find you! HA!! I know where you live, I
know where you work and I also know who your friends are and they
don't scare me. Getting through "them" would be easier than whoopin
the Sheik's ass. You better watch your step and keep looking over your
shoulder because you never know where the Caribou Rattle Snake is
going to appear to deliver one hell of a bite!!! And that's all I have
to say about that!

chris_an...@hotmail.com

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Mar 22, 2009, 3:31:52 PM3/22/09
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What a "deviously"... "stunning"... situation.

On Mar 21, 6:25 am, "A.W.F. Owner Stone Clone" <stoneclone...@msn.com>
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luis resto

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Mar 25, 2009, 8:13:39 PM3/25/09
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Interesting!@!@! -Max
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