IN FLIGHT HUMOUR-IT JUST ABOUT MIGHT MAKE YOU SMILE (READER DISCRETION SOUGHT)

[THE ANGLO INDIAN NETWORK]

During a commercial airline flight, a retired pilot was seated next to
a young mother with a baby in her arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and upon disembarking, he gallantly
offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded,
"Gosh, that's a good looking baby...... and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said
that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in
the baby's ears.

The ex-pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion
exclaimed: "And all these years...... we've been chewing gum!"