I'm Catherine. I am beside myself about The Toast, y'all. Not Okay.
I was born outside of Houston, bounced between Dallas and rural Louisiana until adulthood, spent most of that in California, and moved back to the homeland about a year ago. Almost. I am at home with a toddler and a pretty debilitating chronic illness, and know basically no one here (with the lovely exception of RoseCamelia). My three best (well, really only) long distance, long-term friends have been having Major Life Stuff, so the last year or so, The Toast was the stand-in for essentially every person I left behind and all the friends I haven't gotten around to making. I know how it sounds but... seriously, The Toast was made for nerdy queer secretly hopeful introverts who still want proof that the world doesn't deserve a full-on nuclear winter.
Colleen, I have no experience with the software and don't know Google much at all, but I have pulled mod duty on forums for gaming, so I am not entirely inexperienced. Which is to say, if you're desperate and can't find anyone more experienced, I can lend a hand.