Good sense of humor see if you have it!!!!!! Q: Why men walk more and women talk more? A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips! Just a warm up!! Now engage full throttle for laughter!! Q>Why do women wear flowered panties? A.< Its their way of saying, 'In memory of those who were buried here! Three guys introduced themselves 2 a girl, "Hi, I'm Peter not a saint," "Hi, I'm Paul not a pope, " "Hi, I'm John not a baptist, " The girl said , "Hi, I'm Mary not a virgin! " Wife asked her husband, "How many women have you slept with? Husband proudly replies, "Only you darling, with others I was awake!!! ****************************************************************************** |