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Alan ChiWaridzo

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Jun 3, 2010, 4:42:56 AM6/3/10
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From: Ledgers Returns <Led...@cbz.co.zw>
Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 10:34 AM
Subject: Excercise those ribs & lungs
To: arthur mvududu <mvud...@gmail.com>, Alan ChiWaridzo <alan...@gmail.com>, simbam...@gmail.com


 Good sense of humor see if you have it!!!!!!
 
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                      Q: Why men walk more and women talk  
                                      more?                                
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                      A: Coz men have three legs and women 
                                      have four lips!                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                      Just a warm up!! Now engage full     
                                      throttle for laughter!!              
                                                                           
 
 
 
 
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                     
                              Q>Why do women wear flowered panties?        
                                                                           
                                                                           
                              A.< Its their way of saying, 'In memory of
  
                              those who were buried here!                  
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                        
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                           Three guys introduced themselves 2 a girl,      
                                                                           
                                                                           
                           "Hi, I'm Peter not a saint,"          
         
                                                                           
                                                                           
                           "Hi, I'm Paul not a pope, "           
         
                                                                           
                                                                           
                           "Hi, I'm John not a baptist, "        
         
                                                                           
                                                                           
                           The girl said ,                                 
                                                                           
                                                                           
                           "Hi, I'm Mary not a virgin! "         
         
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                          Wife asked her husband, "How many women  
 
                                 have you slept with?                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
                                 Husband proudly replies, "Only you       
 
                                 darling, with others I was awake!!!       
                                                                           
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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