Fwd: Sperm count

[Alan ChiWaridzo]

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From: Ledgers Returns <Led...@cbz.co.zw>
Date: Thu, Jun 3, 2010 at 11:29 AM
Subject: Sperm count
To: Alan ChiWaridzo <alan...@gmail.com>, arthur mvududu <mvud...@gmail.com>, simba mabuzani <simbam...@gmail.com>
Cc: Panganai Mudoti <pmu...@metbank.co.zw>, Enock Chibanda <chib...@cbzbs.co.zw>, Brighton Guta <brig...@nmbz.co.zw>

 

 

 

It's Hell to be Old  ! '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''     OLD people  have problems that you haven't even considered yet!         An 85-year-old man was requested by his   Doctor for a sperm count as part of his  physical exam. The doctor gave the man a  jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen  sample tomorrow.'   The next day  the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the  jar, which was as clean and empty as on the   previous day.   The doctor  asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.   Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.. 'Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with  her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.    She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,  then with her teeth out, still  nothing.   'She even called up Arleen, the lady next door  and she tried too, first with both hands, then an  armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between  her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your   neighbor?'        The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'    LOL

 

 

 

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