Hi Folks,
There
is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer
(WORK).
If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, via any
means, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!
This virus will wipe out
your private life completely.
If you should
come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase
the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE). Take the antidote repeatedly Until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
Update:
After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy
(BEER)
may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application.
You should
forward this warning to your friends. If you do not have friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.