Get your Masters in Math, Physics, Chemistry, or any host of overfilled fields in some high tech place such as Kenya. You go to the US embassy there and show your degree. Hillary gives you a green card and you travel to the US. Of course you aren
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exactly in tune with the US job market so you either get a tech job working at half the going rate or you drive a taxi, assemble burgers, clean house, learn non-union construction, etc.