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Subject: FW: Matemática do AMOR...
Date: Thu, 6 Oct 2011 21:14:47 -0400


 

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Subject: FW: Matemática do AMOR...
Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2011 20:25:07 +0000



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Subject: FW: Matemática do AMOR...
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2011 14:15:31 +0000




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Subject: FW: Matemática do AMOR...
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2011 00:50:58 +0000


 

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Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2011 21:28:46 +0300




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Subject: FW: Matemática do AMOR...
Date: Fri, 30 Sep 2011 23:42:09 +0000







 









...E mais verdades! Clique em mim!
 
 
 

    Matemática do amor

Homem esperto + Mulher esperta = Romance 

Homem esperto + Mulher burra = Caso 

Homem burro + Mulher esperta = Casamento 

Homem burro + Mulher burra = Gravidez

Aritmética de Escritório 

Chefe esperto + Empregado esperto = Lucro 

Chefe esperto + Empregado burro = Produção 

Chefe burro + Empregado esperto = Promoção 

Chefe burro + Empregado burro = Hora extra  

Sucesso & Fracasso 

Atrás de um homem de sucesso tem sempre uma mulher. 

Atrás de um homem fracassado tem no mínimo duas mulheres.

  

Equações gerais & Estatística 

Uma mulher preocupa-se com o futuro até ela conseguir um marido. 

Um homem nunca se preocupa com o futuro até ele conseguir uma esposa. 

Um homem de sucesso é aquele que consegue ganhar mais dinheiro do que a sua esposa consegue gastar.

Uma mulher de sucesso é aquela que consegue encontrar este homem.  

Felicidade

Para ser feliz com um homem, você deve entendê-lo bastante e amá-lo um pouco. 

Para ser feliz com uma mulher, você deve amá-la bastante e jamais tentar entendê-la.  

Longevidade

Homens casados vivem mais do que homens solteiros. No entanto, os homens casados são os que têm mais  vontade de morrer.  

Propensão à mudança 

Uma mulher casa com um homem esperando que um dia ele mude, mas ele não muda. 

Um homem casa com uma mulher esperando que ela não mude nunca, mas ela muda.  

Discussão técnica 

Uma mulher sempre tem a última palavra em qualquer discussão. 

Qualquer coisa que um homem diga depois disso, é o começo de uma nova discussão.  

Como impedir as pessoas de ficarem te chateando sobre casamento  

Durante os casamentos, tias velhas costumavam vir até mim, me bater nas costas e dizer: "tu serás o próximo"!  Elas pararam depois que eu comecei a fazer a mesma coisa com elas nos funerais.   

Mande isto para uma mulher esperta que precise de uma boa risada ou para os homens que tu achas que conseguem lidar com estas verdades!







 
HEARTS~3.GIF
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