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The maid showed up..Then, UPS arrived..Then I had forgotten to shop for groceriesso I had to run down to the store and stareat shoppers for an hour..On my way back, these biker bitchesattacked me...I couldn't even get into the kitchen.Because my wife's bridge clubwas preparing lunch!Couldn't even grab a beer because everyoneHad their head stuck in my fridge..I headed for my " Man Cave " but the painterwas still working.I decided to go fishing with my buddy,but some girls showed up scaring all thefish away!So I headed home to take a dip in the poolyep, wife's bridge club was still hanging around..I was going to the office, but my carwouldn't start, so I had to call my Mechanic!Finally I got to my last refuge,my office, but no privacy there either,my secretary was sleeping on the job!Shitty Day, Man !!!
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